Catholic's way of proving that their god exists.

[xSilverPhinx]

1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster flies
2) We know the FSM flies because it's defined as being a Flying Spaghetti Monster
3)There are things in nature that fly
Therefore,
4)The FSM exists. 

I was thinking of submitting this to the Church of the FSM...so, what do you think? Good enough?

[Too Few Lions]

I like it, but it seems a little too simple to be a religious proof, you need to bamboozle me a bit with illogical statements and presuppositions!

[xSilverPhinx]

Okay, throw that all out, how about just:

Spaghetti is good, therefore, FSM.

[The Magic Pudding]

This is  good concept, I just can't follow you there.

[Asmodean]

I thought you were doing OK but this good concept, I just can't follow you there.

Spaghetti is. Therefor, the monster also is. 

[The Magic Pudding]

Spaghetti is. Therefor, the monster also is. 

Yes it is, but it doesn't always chose to be, ya know it's often got better things to do.

[Too Few Lions]

at the risk of plagiarism, I'd just reuse St. Anselm's irrefutable proof, replacing the three letters 'GOD' with the three letters 'FSM'

[xSilverPhinx]

at the risk of plagiarism, I'd just reuse St. Anselm's irrefutable proof, replacing the three letters 'GOD' with the three letters 'FSM'

You can't do that, because then it would be...it would be...just as ridiculous.  

I thought you were doing OK but this good concept, I just can't follow you there.

Blasphemy!

Trial: you shall eat nought but spaghetti till you change your ways and see that saucy noodles are good. Then, when you pass into the next world, you shall gorge yourself on spaghetti with other spaghetti affecionados till the end of eternity in the mighty presence of His Noodliness. Whoops, eternity has no end. It's noodles forever.  

[The Magic Pudding]

at the risk of plagiarism, I'd just reuse St. Anselm's irrefutable proof, replacing the three letters 'GOD' with the three letters 'FSM'

It's noodles forever.  
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That would be true for most but I've got a pirate surname, a dodgy office mso.dll and a tricorn hat.

[highway17]

This is hilarious. 

[Sweetdeath]

Damn it... Now I want pasta alfredo.

[highway17]

Wow, I'm tempted to make this a daily thing. "Crap from the Catholics." Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it.  

[Sweetdeath]

Wow, I'm tempted to make this a daily thing. "Crap from the Catholics." Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it.  

It could go on forever xD

[DeterminedJuliet]

NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[xSilverPhinx]

NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

LOL  Now this thread's been made, that quote had to happen sometime Though I think, if I'm correct in thinking that you're quoting Monty Python, it's 'expects' and not 'suspects'. Everybody but the Catholics suspect the Spanish Inquisistion