My intro

[Sandra Craft]

And welcome, BooksCatsEtc. I apologize for tank trying to mislead you with that sad excuse of a dancing colorful banana. As a new member, you deserve better than that.

I would like to see the rainbow one, but I'm getting quite a giggle out of this one too.

[The Magic Pudding]

I would like to see the rainbow one, but I'm getting quite a giggle out of this one too.

That banana had an accident and I don't know anything about the circumstances.
It should be noted here say evidence relating to my alleged history of violence isn't admissible.

[Sandra Craft]

I would like to see the rainbow one, but I'm getting quite a giggle out of this one too.

That banana had an accident and I don't know anything about the circumstances.
It should be noted here say evidence relating to my alleged history of violence isn't admissible.

Banana (and quite a lot of other things, apparently) fall down and go boom while you were nowhere near it?  Is that the official story?

[The Magic Pudding]

Banana (and quite a lot of other things, apparently) fall down and go boom while you were nowhere near it?  Is that the official story?

It might be.

[xSilverPhinx]

Is that Will's head impaled there? 

[Tank]

Is that Will's head impaled there? 

Yes, it is.