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Started by Melmoth, August 24, 2011, 12:01:05 AM

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Ihateyoumike

#45
August 29, 2011, 08:46:44 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 29, 2011, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on August 24, 2011, 07:25:18 AM
"FFFFRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!"
How do you vocalize that..? A stretched D... Never learned that tongue technique

It's an acquired skill. Much dedication is needed to perfect it. With enough practice, even you can do it- you simply need to believe in yourself.

Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Buddhasansocie

#46
August 30, 2011, 03:52:09 AM
Just so you know: I am connected to a heart monitor which is connected to a super computer, which sent a virus that is connected to every major governmental computer in the world, which is connected to..... well why don't you just pull the trigger and find out.

xSilverPhinx

#47
August 30, 2011, 04:31:23 AM
Quote from: Buddhasansocie on August 30, 2011, 03:52:09 AM
Just so you know: I am connected to a heart monitor which is connected to a super computer, which sent a virus that is connected to every major governmental computer in the world, which is connected to..... well why don't you just pull the trigger and find out.

I think there was a movie with something like that...the protagonist had something which was powered by his heart beats and if and when those stopped...
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Medusa

#48
August 30, 2011, 05:28:05 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 30, 2011, 04:31:23 AM
Quote from: Buddhasansocie on August 30, 2011, 03:52:09 AM
Just so you know: I am connected to a heart monitor which is connected to a super computer, which sent a virus that is connected to every major governmental computer in the world, which is connected to..... well why don't you just pull the trigger and find out.

I think there was a movie with something like that...the protagonist had something which was powered by his heart beats and if and when those stopped...
There have been quite a few that I can't even pick just which one it is exactly.
She has the blood of reptile....just underneath her skin...

saulgood

#49
September 01, 2011, 01:44:56 AM
I might steal a quote from the great Homer J. Simpson...

"Save me Jebus!"

Or I guess another of his exclamations may be fitting...

"D'oh!"

Now I just feel ashamed, imagine relying on Homer Simpson for my last words... tut tut.
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
Rudyard Kipling

Sweetdeath

#50
September 01, 2011, 04:42:15 AM

Quote from: saulgood on September 01, 2011, 01:44:56 AM
I might steal a quote from the great Homer J. Simpson...

"Save me Jebus!"

Or I guess another of his exclamations may be fitting...

"D'oh!"

Now I just feel ashamed, imagine relying on Homer Simpson for my last words... tut tut.

I love Homer so much. XD
In fact, Flanders is probably one of my fav characters as well.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

saulgood

#51
September 01, 2011, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 01, 2011, 04:42:15 AM
I love Homer so much. XD

I'm more of a Peter Griffin fan myself (it most be the Irish in him!) but Homer certainly does have his moments.  Another memorable Homerism may fit as my last words!

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"

Okay, that's it... no more Homer Simpson quotes from me.  I promise.  :-[
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
Rudyard Kipling

Guardian85

#52
September 02, 2011, 01:57:29 PM
"I have it on good authority that my mother (substitute wife, girlfriend or other as needed) will buy drinks for whoever misses."


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#53
September 02, 2011, 02:50:00 PM
Pointing at the officer.

"If you shoot him, one of you will get promoted."
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

saulgood

#54
September 02, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
"Alas, I shall never get to share my astonishing secret with the world... and to think they said the invention of a Perpetual Motion Machine was impossible!"
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
Rudyard Kipling

Tank

#55
September 02, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: saulgood on September 02, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
"Alas, I shall never get to share my astonishing secret with the world... and to think they said the invention of a Perpetual Motion Machine was impossible!"
Unfortunatly for saulgood the officer knew all about the second law of thermodynamics :-[
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#56
September 02, 2011, 08:44:34 PM
Might have had better luck with cold fusion!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

saulgood

#57
September 02, 2011, 08:50:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: saulgood on September 02, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
"Alas, I shall never get to share my astonishing secret with the world... and to think they said the invention of a Perpetual Motion Machine was impossible!"
Unfortunatly for saulgood the officer knew all about the second law of thermodynamics :-[

What the clever Officer failed to realise was that I may just have been referring to a Perpetual Motion Machine of the first kind. Oh the humanity!
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
Rudyard Kipling

Tank

#58
September 02, 2011, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: saulgood on September 02, 2011, 08:50:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: saulgood on September 02, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
"Alas, I shall never get to share my astonishing secret with the world... and to think they said the invention of a Perpetual Motion Machine was impossible!"
Unfortunatly for saulgood the officer knew all about the second law of thermodynamics :-[

What the clever Officer failed to realise was that I may just have been referring to a Perpetual Motion Machine of the first kind. Oh the humanity!
10th post! Get stuck in!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

fyv0h

#59
September 03, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
"I shaved my balls for THIS??"    :P
Jesus freaks out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.
Turning back, she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad.  ~Elton John

لا إله

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