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Is there anyone on here that seriously beleives tomorrow will be the rapture

Started by thedport, May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM

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thedport

I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????
"An honest person can never surrender an honest doubt. Who doubts nothing knows nothing. The wise are prone to doubt."-The good book;Proverbs;Chapter 55

Whitney

I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Whitney on May 21, 2011, 01:49:45 AM
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...um...wait...that wasn't the end of the world either...carry on.

100 million people died in 1999, it is most insensitive to mention this time of darkness.

QuoteDuring the 6th millennium BC, agriculture spread from the Balkans to Italy and Eastern Europe, and also from Mesopotamia to Egypt. World population was essentially stable at approximately 5 million, though some speculate up to 7 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_millennium_BC

Twenty times the population of the world dies every year, that's weirdly apocalyptic.

Asmodean

Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????

Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow.  ::)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Black Jester

Quote from: Asmodean on May 21, 2011, 07:37:58 AM
Quote from: thedport on May 21, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
I just wanted to know if there was anyone on here that truly thinks tomorrow will be the rapture? And if so, if it does not happen what will be your reaction????

Well, I happen to have ordered an end of days as a birthday present... So far, it has not arrived. Disappointing. But then they do say Yahweh Transports can sometimes be a little... Slow.  ::)

Depends on the delivery angel.  Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
The Black Jester

"Religion is institutionalised superstition, science is institutionalised curiosity." - Tank

"Confederation of the dispossessed,
Fearing neither god nor master." - Killing Joke

http://theblackjester.wordpress.com

Asmodean

Quote from: The Black Jester on May 21, 2011, 01:05:16 PMDepends on the delivery angel.  Azrael tends to show up as promised, but no one generally likes what he's bringing.
Well, they are bloody well LATE.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

MariaEvri

its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


The Black Jester

Quote from: MariaEvri on May 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
its 3:07 afternoon here saturday
I guess the end of the world is very .. ordinary saturday-ish looking

At this point my fundamentalist background is feeling obliged to point out that this is only supposed to be the day of the Rapture, not the actual End of Days.  No, if I remember my Evangelical Biblical prophecy correctly, we are in for some seriously sucky times before Judgement Day itself.  It's just that "The Faithful" get to miss that whole thing.
The Black Jester

"Religion is institutionalised superstition, science is institutionalised curiosity." - Tank

"Confederation of the dispossessed,
Fearing neither god nor master." - Killing Joke

http://theblackjester.wordpress.com

The Magic Pudding

Is anyone doing the distribute clothing on streets to make it look like someone's been raptureised?
I suppose that would be cruel to the fundies wondering why they're still here.
But fun anyway.

McQ

So....


Can we get a head count to see if we're all here? 

:D

Anyone check to see if that goober who started all of this is still here? I'd love to hear his reason for not having been taken up for the Rapture.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

OldGit

Two hours to go.  The wife swore she felt the earth move, but I'm hoping that was down to me. Different sort of rapture.

thedport

Well so far so good, Just waiting until 6pm in our time zone because, apparently the rapture is supposed to happen at 6pm according to your time zone. It's 12:00pm here now, so six more hours until I do a little jig.
"An honest person can never surrender an honest doubt. Who doubts nothing knows nothing. The wise are prone to doubt."-The good book;Proverbs;Chapter 55

Cecilie

The world's what you create.

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