It's a miracle!

[Asmodean]

You could always just lick it and put it back

Restraint is a virtue, they say... And Asmodean, he's a walking vice.

[The Magic Pudding]

There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.
I'm sure there is a thread about creating jerkey somewhere here, probably just involves meat and lots of salt & sugar anyway.
Let me know if you want it, should be just right by the time it gets to you.

[Asmodean]

There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.

Ooh! Ooh! What state of decomposition?

[The Magic Pudding]

There is one squashed non breathing rabbit available, if the dog hasn't eaten it.

Ooh! Ooh! What state of decomposition?

Sorry I'm not familiar with the Norwegian table of decomposition, but I'd say it fits within the range of cook well unless serving to someone you don't like.

[thedport]

No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.

[The Magic Pudding]

No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.

Ah no this is not acceptable.
I have no problem with them going forth and slaying enemies of the Leporidae, cats, foxes and dogs.
But there has been more more than enough spreading of their DNA down here, this will have to be a celibate warrior cult.

[thedport]

No what you do is wait until there's only bones left and bleach them and fashion holy armor from them for the holliest of the rabbit children so they can go forth and be fruitfull and multiply to spread their amazing DNA.

Ah no this is not acceptable.
I have no problem with them going forth and slaying enemies of the Leporidae, cats, foxes and dogs.
But there has been more more than enough spreading of their DNA down here, this will have to be a celibate warrior cult.

So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?

[The Magic Pudding]

So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?

Elmer can help out.
If we don't count rabbits, there are many other many other critters needing removal, dogs, foxes, cats, goats, camels, toads, deer, carp, horses and I always forget some and never include myself.

[thedport]

So a unique order of holy enuch rabbits, very interesting. How would Elmur Fud feel about this I wonder?

Elmer can help out.
If we don't count rabbits, there are many other many other critters needing removal, dogs, foxes, cats, goats, camels, toads, deer, carp, horses and I always forget some and never include myself.

Possums, and shrews they need to go. Scary little creatures. LOL

[The Magic Pudding]

No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.

[Stevil]

No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.

Bloody opposums, anyone want a nice fur coat?

[The Magic Pudding]

No killing possums thanks, though Stevil might not mind over on his island.

Bloody opposums, anyone want a nice fur coat?

Opposums are these weird looking things aren't they?




Now this is your proper possum.
Look at it's nose, it couldn't possibly do wrong.

Opossums (Didelphimorphia, /daɪˌdɛlfɪˈmɔrfi.ə/) are the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere. They are also commonly called possums, though that term is also applied to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia Opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610.[1] The word opossum comes from the Algonquian aposoum, meaning "white beast".[2] Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.

Their unspecialized biology, flexible diet and reproductive strategy make them successful colonizers and survivors in diverse locations and conditions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum

[Stevil]

Take a look at these lovelys.


Possum Fur Ear Muff with matching Scarf


Possum turtlenecks


Slippers for the refined woman.

Lovely, lovely

Just in case anyone is interested in purchasing for yourself or that special someone
http://www.nznature.co.nz/category/possum-possum-wool

[The Magic Pudding]

Many wars have started with less provocation than this.

Retaliation is required, Kakapo hood ornaments might do.



Though they are by far the most unaerodynamic birds I've ever seen, might have to settle for Kakapo feather pillows.

[Stevil]

For a healthy alternative