What's on your mind today?

[The Magic Pudding]

I got married after only knowing the girl for nine months (no it wasn't because of a baby, though she was pregnant) so know that it cna work, I've been married 11 years.  Congratulations and good luck.

Is that a Scottish negative?

If you don't eat yer meat, you cna have any pudding.

[PoopShoot]

No, it's a typo.  The Scottish negative is c'na, or Wales, depending on your definition of "negative".

[fleamailman]

"...pick up the sword goblin, give me one good reason why I just don't kill you straight off then..." she wasn't joking too the goblin knew and as "queen of the Amazons"  she must have killed many men, and other women for that matter, and now she so resembled a tigress at this point, beautiful yet deadly, and as any true woman she either loved or hated,  "...I know that you can kill me easily o great queen but all that you've heard about the Eldorado ladies restroom, with that large stage sized mirror rimmed with those theater lights, where below it are endless bottles of hand lotions, creams, perfumes, crayons, lipsticks, all rested neatly above a marble wash basin to matching pink walls, where again a bookshelf filled to the brim with books by "Mills and Boon" and Babara Cartland, together with an uncountable number of catalogs of shoes, clothes, and fashion brands to browse and purchase await, yes o great queen, it's all true, but that's only part of it, there's a free telephone, a television, and the computer to do msn chat on, a "sound around" stereo system to listen to other women like Britney Spears, Madonna and Bananarama, even a kitchen alcove to stew jam and bake cakes in, oh and a catflap to let ones favorite pet come and go as it pleases, and so so much more o great queen if you would just care to join me that is...", which was, more or less, the way the goblin wooed his wife he remembers now, trying to relate here, knowing that one had to truly appreciate a woman's priorities before one could actually approach one now


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[DropLogic]

What is the purpose of the numbers you sometimes place underneath the pictures you post?
I've seen 34, 98, 72, 60, 28 I think.

[fleamailman]

What is the purpose of the numbers you sometimes place underneath the pictures you post?
I've seen 34, 98, 72, 60, 28 I think.

"...depends on the livewriter I suppose, mine is an index indicating thread page number, that thread goes up 121 pages, where I have other threads too, I have never counted the total number of posts stored now..." mentioned the goblin, knowing that most posters only posted something once, caring nothing for what they posted either yesterdays or whenever then, simply they had never stopped to think that here was a reflection of self, the maxim goes "show me your friends and I'll show you who you are", adding "...ah but on forumland it's "show me your posts and I'll show you who you are", simply, in a few years time most people will still be tagging threads with whatever, which is their choice and I can go along with that without comment, but not for myself now, no I want something more tangible for my time on forumland, a livewriter reposts until the post until it's right, so everything passes under the focus of the pen then, one is ones posts perhaps..."


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[Roganthis72]

From a fat guy to a relatively skinny guy: get over it or get skinny.

...
Where the hell would you get the idea that I'm not fat?

[PoopShoot]

From a fat guy to a relatively skinny guy: get over it or get skinny.

...
Where the hell would you get the idea that I'm not fat?

you are fat, you're just less fat than me.

[The Magic Pudding]

Stop this squabbling.
I'm sure you are both fat lardy specimens.

[PoopShoot]

Stop this squabbling.
I'm sure you are both fat lardy specimens.

Wanna help us make a lard sammich?  

[Tank]

Stop this squabbling.
I'm sure you are both fat lardy specimens.

Wanna help us make a lard sammich?  

There are too many calories in this thread! It should have a health warning!!

[The Magic Pudding]

Stop this squabbling.
I'm sure you are both fat lardy specimens.

Wanna help us make a lard sammich?  

No I do not want to help you make a lard sammich

But I will help you make lardy cake because I know it will upset Tank.

milk and water mix   300   ml
fresh yeast   20   gm
castor sugar   20   gm
strong flour   500   gm
butter   75   gm
cinnamon   1/2   tsp
mixed spice   1/2   tsp
        
lard   150   gm
castor sugar   100   gm
currants   100   gm
sultanas   100   gm
mixed peel    50   gm

1.  Warm the milk, water and butter to blood temperature (37°C); it should feel neither warm nor cold when you put your finger in it.
   2. Sprinkle in the sugar and yeast and stir to dissolve and disperse
   3. Sprinkle in 2/3's to 3/4's of the sieved flour and combine to a light batter: this is known as a 'sponge'
   4. Place in a warm place to prove until double its size
   5. Turn out onto a lightly floured bench and knead in sufficient flour to form a soft dough
   6. Knead for approximately 10 minutes to develop the gluten strands and a soft, elastic dough is obtained
   7. Roll out to a large square/rectangle that is approximately1/2 cm thick
   8. Spread out the lard evenly
   9. Sprinkle with the sugar and fruits
  10. Fold in half and roll out to 1/2 cm thick
  11. Fold into three (known as a triple fold) and roll out to ½ cm thick
  12. Make another triple and roll out to 4 - 5 cm thick
  13. Cut into required shapes and sizes, and place onto a lightly greased and floured tray
  14. Cover with a damp towel and leave in a warm place until proved to double its size
  15. Score the top of each with a criss-cross pattern with a knife, then bake for approximately 30 minutes at 170°C (until well risen and golden brown)
  16. Brush with egg-wash and place back in the oven for 2 - 3 minutes to glaze
  17. Serve immediately or leave to cool on a wire rack

[skwurll]

As disturbing as that lard cake recipe is... My mind is currently occupied by homework.

Pre-calc is the antithesis to happiness.

[Tank]

Feeling different about life ATM. My eldest daughter visited yesterday, she is 7 months pregnant and really looks it. Lennon (I know!    

[wildfire_emissary]

They're naming him Lennon? That's awesome!

[Tank]

They're naming him Lennon? That's awesome!

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