Pets...what do you have?

[DeterminedJuliet]

My one cat is a russian blue.

The original "I can has a cheezburger" cat was a russian blue! They're very pretty animals. 

[harte.beest]

My pet is an Irish wolf hound


(not mine, but same size)

[OldGit]

We used to have one of those, but it ate me.

[MariaEvri]

My pet is an Irish wolf hound

that's big enough to ride to war on

[Ali]

Now I want one! 

[Asmodean]

My pet is an Irish wolf hound

that's big enough to ride to war on

Yes. When General Asmo goes to war, he shall command his Horde(tm) from the back of one of those. Armoured and equipped with lazers, of course. 

[Ali]

My pet is an Irish wolf hound

that's big enough to ride to war on

Yes. When General Asmo goes to war, he shall command his Horde(tm) from the back of one of those. Armoured and equipped with lazers, of course. 

Cam the Horde(tm) ride them too, and if so, can I join the Horde(tm) and get one?  I really want one now.  They look shaggy and wonderful!

[Asmodean]

The officers in The Horde(tm) may have mounts, yes. Only without lazers. Conventional gunpowder attachments are, however, available.

[Amicale]

And when you want to go out dancing but you're lacking a partner, one of these will do for that, too!

[Buddy]

My pet is an Irish wolf hound

that's big enough to ride to war on

Yes. When General Asmo goes to war, he shall command his Horde(tm) from the back of one of those. Armoured and equipped with lazers, of course. 

If the Asmo himself is looking for a steed, I would suggest something black, like this:



Behold! The most fearsome of all tiny equines! With jet black exterior and ghostly blue eyes, the Cash™ is sure to bring thy enemy to their knees!

[Asmodean]

Looks a little... Smallish, no?
How many tons of lazer can it carry?

[Buddy]

30 kilos, but it can pull well over 90 kilos.

[Asmodean]

Now, how much lazer can an Asmo put into 90 kilos..?  ???

Has to compensate for the lack of fearsome fangs the dogs have with more lazers, you see...

[Buddy]

Lazer pointers to blind your enemy? Those are light and affective.

[Ali]

If Asmo doesn't want to ride the fiercest of tiny horses into battle, Ali will be happy to pick Cash up and carry him around the battle grounds like a baby.  *Hopeful smile*