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New site i found: Funny (how to expose an atheist)...

Started by Eclecticsaturn, June 05, 2007, 07:25:09 AM

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Eclecticsaturn

http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml

Quite entertaining and hilarious if you ask me.

Will

#1
"atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist"
These are the words of an idiot. If you know an idiot, please contact the CDC immediately, as it is clear that idiocy is contagious. If you come into contact with an idiot, stay calm and try to remember that idiots will leave you alone if you mount a decent argument based on facts and reason.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

tacoma_kyle

#2
Gnomes? What those goofy little things in everyone front yards? lol
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

SteveS

#3
Yeah, I've run into that site before.  It's astoundingly ridiculous.  I think Will quoted my favorite sentence off the entire thing.  But, this one is good too:

QuoteAtheism is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.
I am not SteveS - I am the devil  :evil:  !
I need an old priest and a young priest.
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
 :lol:



Getting possessed by a demon ruined my whole evening  :roll:

joeactor

#4
Quote from: "tacoma_kyle"Gnomes? What those goofy little things in everyone front yards? lol

Gnome?
He's my uncle!

Eclecticsaturn

#5
lmao, see. its hilarious. that quote reminds me off this:


Will

#6
Oh my god....is that real?!
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

SteveS

#7
Dude - that's from the site with Lambuel, right?  Hang on....I'll find it.....

Objective Ministries

Spoof site - it's really funny.  Check out their Members link: http://objectiveministries.org/members/#AMILLER

Dr. Richard Paley is listed as a professor of Theobiology (hahaha!)

Also good is their call for a shutdown of Landover Baptist (hehe): http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

tacoma_kyle

#8
Oh crap thast for-real? lol.
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

Will

#9
I like pope condoms.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

SteveS

#10
tacoma_kyle, the site the cartoon is from is a spoof site.  I don't know if the person who made it is an atheist or not.  Seems like a good bet.  The site is real, but it's completely satirical.  Here's a link to the page with other "4 kidz" cartoons (haha, they're damn funny - I love "Hopsiah"):

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

The Jesus thongs site sounds like Landover Baptist to me....

Okay, Objective Ministries is just too much fun.  Check out this page on game theory for a hilarious mathematical depiction of the famous "Pascal's Wager":

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/

 :lol:

tacoma_kyle

#11
Ahaha that was the site! The thong was under baby jesus, lol. Objective ministries...
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

Eclecticsaturn

#12
omg i want this shirt.....


SteveS

#13
Yeah - I sorta want that one too....

donkeyhoty

#14
Quote from: "Willravel"I like pope condoms.
Who wouldn't want the Pope deep inside them?
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson