If you could ask god anything..

Asmodean · September 26, 2010, 05:21:23 PM

Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"Also, what are they getting together to do?

I know that one! Only one thing to do with two cars that meet

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KDbeads · September 26, 2010, 08:20:21 PM

"Who's responsible?"

Will · September 26, 2010, 08:29:49 PM

I really wouldn't want anything to do with a god. It's pretty clear, if there is a god, he/she/it is of absolutely no natural consequence. Everything seems to happen on its own without any supernatural interference, therefore any god or gods that might exist have no role in reality. I can't imagine a less important thing.

So I wouldn't ask he/she/it anything.

DropLogic · September 28, 2010, 08:40:33 PM

Firstly, we can assume that god is not omnipotent, and all powerful. The evidence would make that clear. I would thank god for doing the best that one can do. If god were responsible for bestowing upon us the moral core, only corruptible by other humans, I would thank god for that as well. The idea of god could be catalytic if only the followers of god agreed with each other, and practiced what they preached. I would cry for god as well, because god's plan had not panned out as god had hoped.

Asmodean · September 28, 2010, 10:55:06 PM

Ooh! Ooh! How about challenging god to get into the bottle..? Like that thing with a djinn or whatsitcalled! :pop:

GAYtheist · September 29, 2010, 12:40:27 AM

"The fuck is wrong with you?!"

Byronazriel · September 29, 2010, 01:02:22 AM

Oi, fancy a shag? :bananacolor:

Ulver · March 18, 2011, 03:07:51 PM

I would likely not ask anything, because I am nearly certain the response would always be:

xSilverPhinx · March 18, 2011, 05:24:17 PM

I would ask the god of the bible: Are you sure you're not the devil?

fester30 · March 18, 2011, 06:37:20 PM

I would ask God two things (if permitted)...

Time to settle it once and for all... who killed JFK and was there anyone else involved?

What do they really do at Area 51?

JuggernautJon · March 19, 2011, 06:53:06 PM

Dear baby jeebus,

Could you possibly chill out with the whole "family forcing religion on me" thing. They are telling me that I'm not an atheist, and that I do believe in you. But I don't. I want nothing to do with a "higher power" that dictates my wearing of hats or not.

Twentythree · March 22, 2011, 04:29:10 PM

The chicken or the egg?

Sireal · March 26, 2011, 06:41:50 PM

I woudn't ask him nothing, I'd tell him-the free lunch is over dude-piss off, I'm running my own show.

Melmoth · March 26, 2011, 07:01:39 PM

Quote from: "Sireal"I woudn't ask him nothing, I'd tell him-the free lunch is over dude-piss off, I'm running my own show.

Me like. Now I have to say something else, to be original.

I'd ask, "If we didn't exist, what would be the point of you?"

xSilverPhinx · March 27, 2011, 06:50:38 AM

Quote from: "Melmoth"I'd ask, "If we didn't exist, what would be the point of you?"

Assuming we are the only living things capable of worshipping, that's a brilliant question, actually.

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If you could ask god anything..