Everybody Poops... Except God?

[JillSwift]

Hence, your only chance of getting in is if your shit doesn't stink.

And thus we know why there's so much empty space heaven.   [attachment=0:2t7ejyr3]fart-smiley.gif[/attachment:2t7ejyr3]

(Besides the septic tanks, I mean.)

[Gawen]

I prefer to ask if God has a penis.  There's even less use for a penis if there's only one God.

I don't know this forum well enough to make the retort that sprang to mind then  

Maybe he doesn't have a penis. Then again, maybe he does and doesn't use it? Maybe that's why he has such an interest in how and where I use it. God lives vicariously through humans sex lives.

But to put this back to the OP...
I wonder if he's seen the video Two girls and a Cup...*laffin*


yeah...I can be crude..