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Started by Sophus, May 12, 2010, 12:50:11 AM

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Sophus

So.... by now you've all probably noticed the ridiculous suggestions :eek:

But don't worry! They stereotype atheists too! (Google "why are atheists"...)
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

elliebean

Lots of those here.

Pretty good discussion on the comments for this one.
[size=150]â€"Ellie [/size]
You can’t lie to yourself. If you do you’ve only fooled a deluded person and where’s the victory in that?â€"Ricky Gervais

philosoraptor

I love how all the auto completes for "why are atheists..." are negative, except for the last one, which was why are atheists so smart?
"Come ride with me through the veins of history,
I'll show you how god falls asleep on the job.
And how can we win when fools can be kings?
Don't waste your time or time will waste you."
-Muse

SSY

Why would I . . . . miss a period
                           need a hysterectomy
                           enjoy working at asda

Sobering stuff.

One thing I noticed, I get different search results depending on which computer I use, I have the settings the same on both, but my laptop will return sites that don't show up on my desktop, and vice versa.
Quote from: "Godschild"SSY: You are fairly smart and to think I thought you were a few fries short of a happy meal.
Quote from: "Godschild"explain to them how and why you decided to be athiest and take the consequences that come along with it
Quote from: "Aedus"Unlike atheists, I'm not an angry prick

Tank

Quote from: "SSY"Why would I . . . . miss a period
                           need a hysterectomy
                           enjoy working at asda

Sobering stuff.

One thing I noticed, I get different search results depending on which computer I use, I have the settings the same on both, but my laptop will return sites that don't show up on my desktop, and vice versa.
Do both your PCs work on the same IP? If so I bet there is a Google reads and uses to shape the returns.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

mama_ape

"athiests can...."  athiests can't hold public office, athiests can't be moral...OH SHIT!!!! ATHIESTS CAN'T GET INTO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!  How come none of you dicks told me that???? That's just great
So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Davin

Quote from: "mama_ape""athiests can...."  athiests can't hold public office, athiests can't be moral...OH SHIT!!!! ATHIESTS CAN'T GET INTO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!  How come none of you dicks told me that???? That's just great
Because we're in league with the devil... and we get the reward of eternal suffering in return for bringing other people to eternal suffering... come to think of it, that's not such a good deal.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

theTwiz

I made this a while back.

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wat
Spoiler
OMG HE CHANGED HIS SIGNATURE

Tank

Quote from: "theTwiz"I made this a while back.

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wat


 :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.