News:

Look, I haven't mentioned Zeus, Buddah, or some religion.

Main Menu

Rapture Pet Care

Started by skurry, September 02, 2009, 07:19:16 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

skurry

September 02, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
I read about this many months ago, but I just recently read about it on my favorite blog The C o n s u m e r i s t
Apparently several atheists have set up web sites that offer the service of pet care post rapture. I find this extremely funny being that to the atheist it is free money that you will never have to work for, since the rapture is unreal to said atheist. The religious person wins the piece of mind of making sure Fluffy is taken care of, because apparently god hates puppies and they are all sinners and since they can't speak to ask for forgiveness or worship the heck out of the Lord, they will burn with the rest of us heathens.

So.... how do we get in on this? Can we set up a group that offers this service through one site but in our various cities?

jbeukema

#1
September 03, 2009, 04:35:23 PM
I like this business model...

LoneMateria

#2
September 03, 2009, 04:55:31 PM
I know the guy who runs it.  Eternal Earthbound Pets its a legitimate business lol.  He's made some good money doing it.  Check out the FAQ page.
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

LoneMateria

#3
September 03, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
whoops I forgot to mention he started the U.S. version of this.  He based it off of someone doing it in England or somewhere in there.
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

Heretical Rants

#4
September 03, 2009, 07:43:46 PM
Quote from: "LoneMateria"someone doing it in England or somewhere in there.
that would be http://www.postrapturepetcare.com/

DeterminedJuliet

#5
April 15, 2011, 10:57:45 AM
Ahahahahaha! This is awesome!
EDIT: I work at an Animal Hospital, I should tell some of my co-workers about this and we could set up our own business!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Tank

#6
April 15, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
Quote from: "Freda15"Your pet has become distant plastic palm tree set-up time. Common box turtle less common Ornate Wood Turtle is a very rare albino soft shell turtle makes every lifestyle budget and personality. Turtles make fascinating, quiet animals, but their tendency to longevity means that you must be prepared to allocate up to thirty or forty years of treatment and the new reptilian friend. If you are willing to share your heart and home, one of the oldest and most mysterious creatures of nature, so read on some great advice Care Pet turtle.

This looks like a 'Bot' post. I've reported it and if the staff agree then the member will be removed.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

PrometheusRumiHuxley

#7
April 15, 2011, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: "LoneMateria"I know the guy who runs it.  Eternal Earthbound Pets its a legitimate business lol.  He's made some good money doing it.  Check out the FAQ page.
I'm so jealous! Hard to think of a business I'd be more proud of owning.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions