I know who killed Michael Jackson!

[NaturaLCalamity]

Sadly, when Farrah Fawcett died, she prayed and went to heaven. She told God that she wanted all the children to be saved. God, without any hesitation, killed Michael Jackson.

Rip MJ.

[Rastelin]

We missed Michael Jackson's song from his latest album
"Don't let your son go down on me".

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them.

Remember you started this

[Jolly Sapper]

:shake:

[curiosityandthecat]

[Caligula's Ghost]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.



Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.



Thank you, thank you.  You've been a great audience.  

[Tom62]

The police raided Michael's house this morning. They found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and the entire class C in his bedroom.

[Ihateyoumike]

What did Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

 

[Ihateyoumike]

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