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Re: My Ass is Bleeding?

Started by SSY, April 19, 2009, 02:04:51 AM

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Godless

Ok, let me first say this: I'm not joking in this thread.

After using the restroom both today and yesterday, I wiped my butt and the toilet paper was covered with blood. I really have no idea as to why my ass is bleeding, since I haven't even been feeling any pain and I'm not sick either. I'm just wondering if anyone has a clue as to what this is? If you need to know, I'm only eighteen years of age. And no, I don't have an STD since I'm still a virgin  :|

McQ

Quote from: "Godless"Ok, let me first say this: I'm not joking in this thread.

After using the restroom both today and yesterday, I wiped my butt and the toilet paper was covered with blood. I really have no idea as to why my ass is bleeding, since I haven't even been feeling any pain and I'm not sick either. I'm just wondering if anyone has a clue as to what this is? If you need to know, I'm only eighteen years of age. And no, I don't have an STD since I'm still a virgin  :|

First, if it continues, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. Second, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. All we can do is Google Bleeding from the Rectum and make guesses.
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curiosityandthecat

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Quote from: "McQ"First, if it continues, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. Second, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. All we can do is Google Bleeding from the Rectum and make guesses.
I concur. If I had to guess I'd say it's probably either hemorrhoids or post-anal fissure (I think it's called). Either way, unless there's blood in the stool, it's most likely one of those two things. Blood in the stool can mean cancer. Blood (only) on the paper, usually something much less serious.

Then again, I'm not a doctor; I only play on one television.

Hope you feel better. So, as McQ said, see a doctor. It's kinda their jobs to take care of these things.  :)

Incidentally, I really expected this to be  Don Hertzfeldt reference.

-Curio

PipeBox

What McQ and Curio said.  If it's internal you'd be in mean trouble.  It also might nearly nothing, but there's no reason to take the risk.

Not to make light, either, but I originally thought this thread might be something to do with it being Easter.  Just seemed an odd day for a such-named thread.  >_>
If sin may be committed through inaction, God never stopped.

My soul, do not seek eternal life, but exhaust the realm of the possible.
-- Pindar

joeactor

Agreed on all counts...

I've had it happen, and it's definitely scary.

Doctor visit is in order, for sure.

Hope it's something minor and you feel better soon,
JoeActor

p.s. Tucks wipes work pretty good if it's a minor external issue.
p.p.s. and get some softer TP ;-)

Ihateyoumike

Quote from: "PipeBox"Not to make light, either, but I originally thought this thread might be something to do with it being Easter.  Just seemed an odd day for a such-named thread.  >_>

You and me both, especially since I had just sent the following picture to my Mom and Dad with the e-mail titled Happy Easter:

(I'm sure my mom will love it. lol. She'll probably send me some Christ-themed Easter e-mail now to make up for it. :)
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

AlP

My ass used to bleed. I went to the doctor. It was hemorrhoids. They are not a serious problem but they can get to be quite painful. It could be a symptom of something serious though. Go see a doctor!

If it is hemorrhoids, you can have them removed. Alternatively soft toilet paper or even better Preparation H wipes.
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

SSY

This happened to me after I was somewhat exuberant in my defocation ( I was in such a hurry that day, shitting myself was all I needed ). I think in my case it was just a lil tear in my poor sphincter, my advice, use baby wipes for a few days.

If it continues or you see blood in your stool ( which could be black by the way ), then I suggest an intensive course of accupuncture, or if the case is really bad, have some homeopathic remedies ( only a little though, that stuff is strong ).
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Godless

Quote from: "SSY"This happened to me after I was somewhat exuberant in my defocation ( I was in such a hurry that day, shitting myself was all I needed ). I think in my case it was just a lil tear in my poor sphincter, my advice, use baby wipes for a few days.

If it continues or you see blood in your stool ( which could be black by the way ), then I suggest an intensive course of accupuncture, or if the case is really bad, have some homeopathic remedies ( only a little though, that stuff is strong ).

Well, I think it's actually starting to get better since there's a lot less blood now and I don't feel it as much when I'm shitting. What really pissed me off is that I told my parents about it and they just used it as an excuse to berate me for sleeping late, saying that it's part of the cause. They do that for just about any medical problem that I have, such as tooth aches, headaches, soreness, etc. and it's getting really really annoying to me now and makes me feel like not even telling them about any medical issues that arise.

SSY

That sounds pretty shitty ( eh? eh? ), my family always like to have a dig about something or other, which is why I so rarley tell them anything.
Quote from: "Godschild"SSY: You are fairly smart and to think I thought you were a few fries short of a happy meal.
Quote from: "Godschild"explain to them how and why you decided to be athiest and take the consequences that come along with it
Quote from: "Aedus"Unlike atheists, I'm not an angry prick

Godless

Quote from: "SSY"That sounds pretty shitty ( eh? eh? ), my family always like to have a dig about something or other, which is why I so rarley tell them anything.

Just wondering, how old are you?

Will

If sleeping late caused anal bleeding, I would have died last Saturday.

Go see your doctor, Godless. Worst case scenario you waste a few bucks on copay.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Whitney

Quote from: "Godless"
Quote from: "SSY"That sounds pretty shitty ( eh? eh? ), my family always like to have a dig about something or other, which is why I so rarley tell them anything.

Just wondering, how old are you?


Well, I can't answer how old SSY is, but my mom wanted to dig way further into my medical issues than I was willing to disclose in my teenage years.  She 'had' to go in with me the fist time I went to the gyno, ok.   So I can understand being annoyed by parents and medical stuff.

Anyway, go to the doctor get yourself checked out.  You are probably okay.  If you must let your mom know, bite the bullet and just tell her even if it makes you feel uncomfortable (If you feel more comfortable with your dad, tell him).  In ten yours you will probably be able to discuss this stuff with your mom and/or dad without feeling embarrassed.   Just think of all the weird medical things they have and have to get tested for!

Depending on how old you are, you might be able to go to a (free?) clinic without parental consent...which is a good option if you really don't want to have to tell your parents.  School nurses are also a good resource; you tell the nurse and s/he can help to talk to your parents.  Any down under medical issues are certainly a taboo in Western culture if not all cultures.

edit: You're 18...you don't have to tell your parents unless you need to use their medical insurance...in which case you still don't have to tell them but it will show up on their insurance paperwork.

SSY

Quote from: "Godless"
Quote from: "SSY"That sounds pretty shitty ( eh? eh? ), my family always like to have a dig about something or other, which is why I so rarley tell them anything.

Just wondering, how old are you?

20, I have no hopes of this stopping in the next 20 years though. Whenever I go home, I have to stave off visits to the doctor, the dentist, questions about my regularity, my diet. It's actually very draining the 50th time. I wouldn't mind so much if I was demonstarably ill, but I am literally fine. I spend more and more time at uni these days.
Quote from: "Godschild"SSY: You are fairly smart and to think I thought you were a few fries short of a happy meal.
Quote from: "Godschild"explain to them how and why you decided to be athiest and take the consequences that come along with it
Quote from: "Aedus"Unlike atheists, I'm not an angry prick

Squid

Quote from: "McQ"
Quote from: "Godless"Ok, let me first say this: I'm not joking in this thread.

After using the restroom both today and yesterday, I wiped my butt and the toilet paper was covered with blood. I really have no idea as to why my ass is bleeding, since I haven't even been feeling any pain and I'm not sick either. I'm just wondering if anyone has a clue as to what this is? If you need to know, I'm only eighteen years of age. And no, I don't have an STD since I'm still a virgin  :|

First, if it continues, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. Second, see a doctor. No one here is qualified to give medical advice. All we can do is Google Bleeding from the Rectum and make guesses.

I concur completely with McQ.  Also to my knowledge though, sleeping late doesn't usually cause anal bleeding.  It's the lack of sleep that tends to do damage.