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Started by pjkeeley, August 05, 2008, 08:49:56 AM

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McQ

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August 05, 2008, 01:54:33 PM
Quote from: "pjkeeley"http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/07/the_great_desecration.php#more


We've come so far since [strike:1pt94y3p]then[/strike:1pt94y3p]....ummm...errr...yesterday.  :eek:
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pjkeeley

#2
August 05, 2008, 02:22:47 PM
If you want some background on this, it's about a university professor in Minnesota who, instead of eating the wafer given to him in communion, pocketed it and then "desecrated'" it on his blog (pierced it with a rusty nail and then threw it in the trash, along with a koran). Catholics are hugely offended because apparently Jesus was in that wafer, and they're calling for the professor to be fired.

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afreethinker30

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August 06, 2008, 03:10:36 AM
QuoteProfessor Myers,

I was saddened to hear of your plans to harm our Lord Jesus Christ.

It obviously isn't the first time and it won't be the last.

I know you do not believe, but what if it truly is Jesus that you are attempting to hurt?

You are in my prayers.


Voodoo Jesus doll anyone???

crocofish

#4
August 08, 2008, 04:41:40 AM
He should have made a canapé out of it.  And nice use of the Monty Python "gumby" icon for all the protesting quotes in the article.

When I give my dogs their dog treats, I often pretend I'm a catholic preacher, saying "body of Christ" and giving them the dog treats while they kneel before me.
"The cloud condenses, and looks back on itself, in wonder." -- unknown

myleviathan

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August 08, 2008, 04:58:11 AM
Quote from: "crocofish"When I give my dogs their dog treats, I often pretend I'm a catholic preacher, saying "body of Christ" and giving them the dog treats while they kneel before me.


That's sick, Crocofish! You sick bastard.  :upset:
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afreethinker30

#6
August 09, 2008, 06:18:02 PM
Quote from: "myleviathan"
Quote from: "crocofish"When I give my dogs their dog treats, I often pretend I'm a catholic preacher, saying "body of Christ" and giving them the dog treats while they kneel before me.


That's sick, Crocofish! You sick bastard.  :borg:

Dickson

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August 10, 2008, 03:30:16 AM
Quote from: "crocofish"He should have made a canapé out of it.  And nice use of the Monty Python "gumby" icon for all the protesting quotes in the article.

When I give my dogs their dog treats, I often pretend I'm a catholic preacher, saying "body of Christ" and giving them the dog treats while they kneel before me.

Holy shit, that's funny.


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