COP29

[zorkan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqd1rzw9r4o

Silly me.

[Asmodean]

Ah, but you see, them dinosaurs was masturbating and blaspheming and eating pork during the fast, and God, in His infinite tolerate-ness, tolerated their evil ways. Then this Noah dude built a boat in the middle of an desert, and so God, in His infinite mercifulness, decided not to point and laugh at the dumbfuckery, but bring water to the boat. And so, ther was an flood. And then, all them sinful dinos turned into goo. So yeah. God's own fuel.

And then, as a lyrical genious once put it, there was a other dude named Lot, and he thought his wife was hot, but for her black and sinful ways and so forth. And so God turned that bitch to salt. And that, children, is why the goo is mildly salty.

[zorkan]

If god flooded the earth once, then where did the waters subside to?
I know. It's how the ice on the poles were formed.
There must be plenty of oil under Antarctica.
About 511 billion barrels worth.
Let's go.

Delegates at COP29 say there is a ton of work to do.
Turns out there are 95 gigatons of excess carbon in the atmosphere.
 

[zorkan]

Now it's over we can look forward to COP30.

https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/11/22/plagued-by-pollution-and-violence-is-the-cop30-host-city-ready-to-take-over-from-baku

By which time licences will probably have been granted by the UK government to open hundreds of new oil and gas fields.

[Old Seer]

Or, you can inte

If god flooded the earth once, then where did the waters subside to?
I know. It's how the ice on the poles were formed.
There must be plenty of oil under Antarctica.
About 511 billion barrels worth.
Let's go.

Delegates at COP29 say there is a ton of work to do.
Turns out there are 95 gigatons of excess carbon in the atmosphere.
 

Or, one can look at a symbolic understanding of it. If Waters in creation is equal to a mental state, carrying that over to the time of Noah, there was no H20 involved. They killed each other. That would explain where no water went to. :-)