And a Happy Birthday to...

[Bad Penny II]

Here ya go.


There's frankincense, gold and myrrh, ha ha just joking, there's rosemary, coriander and apple sauce in the box.
I don't like myrrh.
No one likes myrrh.

These better be the pre-diced, organically wrapped ones. Those vacuum-packed little oriental faces give me the creeps.

Oh really?
I've totally misjudged you, I thought you'd be a fresh man.
Pre-diced? You'd probably just end with bits of old convict no one wants or is compatible with.
I had this one for you, I suppose I'll have to raffle it or something. 



I have to say I find your squeamishness most unattractive, no wonder you never made it as a Satanist.

[Tank]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

[Siz]

Here ya go.


There's frankincense, gold and myrrh, ha ha just joking, there's rosemary, coriander and apple sauce in the box.
I don't like myrrh.
No one likes myrrh.

These better be the pre-diced, organically wrapped ones. Those vacuum-packed little oriental faces give me the creeps.

Oh really?
I've totally misjudged you, I thought you'd be a fresh man.
Pre-diced? You'd probably just end with bits of old convict no one wants or is compatible with.
I had this one for you, I suppose I'll have to raffle it or something. 



I have to say I find your squeamishness most unattractive, no wonder you never made it as a Satanist.

That's harsh.

Look, here's some of the last batch you bought me. Such poor quality I had to use the tenderiser just to get them chewable:

[xSilverPhinx]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

Happy Belated, Tank!

[Bad Penny II]

That's harsh.

Look, here's some of the last batch you bought me. Such poor quality I had to use the tenderiser just to get them chewable:

Sorry, I thought you had a wife to do the pre-chewing for you.

[Siz]

That's harsh.

Look, here's some of the last batch you bought me. Such poor quality I had to use the tenderiser just to get them chewable:

Sorry, I thought you had a wife to do the pre-chewing for you.

Her Christian proclivities limit her oral services to non-sapients.
Tsk, ain't that always the way?!

[Bad Penny II]

Her Christian proclivities limit her oral services to non-sapients.
Tsk, ain't that always the way?!

Her Christian proclivities seem ambiguous.
Tsk, ain't that always the way?!

[Icarus]

Belated or not, let us all salute our glorious leader for having endured for these many years.  Here are my personal wishes for many happy returns Tank.

[Magdalena]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

You're welcome, and I too salute you, glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason.

[Tank]

Thank you one and all 

[Sandra Craft]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

Belated yays from me as well.  And I thought you were younger than me!



Happy Belated, Tank!

[Siz]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

You're welcome, and I too salute you, glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason.

[Magdalena]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

You're welcome, and I too salute you, glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason.

Awwwww, Siz...Are you jealous because your title says, Professional arsehole! And Misanthropist and Master of the veiled snide, and not glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason, the Church of Satan don't want you and this is not your party?

[Siz]

Wait a minute!
Tank's birthday was on the 1st. And he's not 70, he's 60!
Siz!

Thank you Mags!

You're welcome, and I too salute you, glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason.

Awwwww, Siz...Are you jealous because your title says, Professional arsehole! And Misanthropist and Master of the veiled snide, and not glorious leader, and Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason, the Church of Satan don't want you and this is not your party?

Yes.

[Buddy]

Happy belated birthday Chris! Hope it was a great one!