Zombie Invasion/Apocalypse Scenario

[Arturo]

I want to know more about the shot. Namely, what is it and what does it do?

Andy- "You'll understand when a zombie bites you....and you survive."

[Ali]

Well, I don't much trust this Andy character. For all we know, repeated shots of this stuff *turns you into* a zombie. But YOLO, I give myself the shot.

[jumbojak]

I get passive aggressive. "Oh man, I'm glad you guys took the time to hash out that whole shot thing, you know, while I stand out here with zombies."

You're wearing the Super Smock. No zombie can hurt you while you have it on. Otherwise, we wouldnt be dithering like Books about the shot while you chill outside the door.

[Sandra Craft]

I want to know more about the shot. Namely, what is it and what does it do?

Andy- "You'll understand when a zombie bites you....and you survive."

It just couldn't be zombie repellent to keep zombies from biting you at all -- cause I'm thinking if they bite your throat out or eat part of your brain, you're not going to want to survive.

[Ali]

I want to know more about the shot. Namely, what is it and what does it do?

Andy- "You'll understand when a zombie bites you....and you survive."

It just couldn't be zombie repellent to keep zombies from biting you at all -- cause I'm thinking if they bite your throat out or eat part of your brain, you're not going to want to survive.

Honestly, it's most likely the strong mustard smell coming from my foot that made the zombies hesitate to eat me.

[Sandra Craft]

I want to know more about the shot. Namely, what is it and what does it do?

Andy- "You'll understand when a zombie bites you....and you survive."

It just couldn't be zombie repellent to keep zombies from biting you at all -- cause I'm thinking if they bite your throat out or eat part of your brain, you're not going to want to survive.

Honestly, it's most likely the strong mustard smell coming from my foot that made the zombies hesitate to eat me.

Not even going to ask.  I was thinking tho, since these zombies appear to be supernatural with the not dying by anything perhaps a supernatural repellent could be devised -- silver, garlic, eye of newt, something.

[Biggus Dickus]

I ain't doing shit, including taking the shot until I receive a whole lot more information from not only "Andy", but whomever is in charge of this place.

I need to know how this whole Zombie Plague began, exactly what is in the serum, details of the plan to combat the plague, and exactly what you mean when you said the world will be different, etc...

I also need to use the bathroom, and could go for a cup of coffee and maybe a bite to eat.

[Davin]

Yeah, Deputy Andy, what is this shit?

[Sandra Craft]

This is what bothered me more than the shot (which hasn't killed anyone yet and, for all I know, may be sugar water):

I need each one of your individual skills to combat this zombie plague.

Right.  Zombies can be overcome by having stories read to them.  Probably tear-jerkers.  "Need our individual skills" my eye, never heard such BS in my life.

And most importantly, I need you to do what I tell you, as I tell you.

This is never going to happen.  Even if I wanted to do it, I'm constitutionally incapable of it.  It's not a matter of being difficult, or simply not trusting "Andy" (tho that's not helping any -- I'm sensing a lot of Negan-ness here), it's the dithering thing again.

[Ali]

This is what bothered me more than the shot (which hasn't killed anyone yet and, for all I know, may be sugar water):

I need each one of your individual skills to combat this zombie plague.

Right.  Zombies can be overcome by having stories read to them.  Probably tear-jerkers.  "Need our individual skills" my eye, never heard such BS in my life.

And most importantly, I need you to do what I tell you, as I tell you.

This is never going to happen.  Even if I wanted to do it, I'm constitutionally incapable of it.  It's not a matter of not being difficult, or simply not trusting "Andy" (tho that's not helping any -- I'm sensing a lot of Negan-ness here), it's the dithering thing again.

Between your dithering and my constant urge to derail (which I have only just barely been holding mostly in check) I feel like "Andy" may give up at some point and be like "You know what? Forget it. Being eaten by a zombie would be easier than trying to lead this group."
Edit: Also, can we pledge to always say "Andy" with air quotes until he either kills us or gives us a reason to trust him?

[jumbojak]

Okay "Andy", I'm on board with the shot as I've already taken it but if you want everyone else on board you'd better get to 'splaining cause they can do this all day... I think Bruno wants to see the FDA trial information...

[Biggus Dickus]

Okay "Andy", I'm on board with the shot as I've already taken it but if you want everyone else on board you'd better get to 'splaining cause they can do this all day... I think Bruno wants to see the FDA trial information...

I'm just looking for the  background story on all of this before  I jump completely on board, plus Jenny Mccarthy says anti-zombie vaccines can cause autism.

[xSilverPhinx]

*Glances at everyone on the bus*

[Sandra Craft]

Between your dithering and my constant urge to derail (which I have only just barely been holding mostly in check) I feel like "Andy" may give up at some point and be like "You know what? Forget it. Being eaten by a zombie would be easier than trying to lead this group."

We are the cats you were told not to herd.

Edit: Also, can we pledge to always say "Andy" with air quotes until he either kills us or gives us a reason to trust him?

[Arturo]

I ain't doing shit, including taking the shot until I receive a whole lot more information from not only "Andy", but whomever is in charge of this place.

I need to know how this whole Zombie Plague began, exactly what is in the serum, details of the plan to combat the plague, and exactly what you mean when you said the world will be different, etc...

I also need to use the bathroom, and could go for a cup of coffee and maybe a bite to eat.

You sure do ask a lot of questions for someone who doesn't know anything. I'm afraid I can't tell you any of those things. Not until we can trust you to follow orders. But I can tell you, if you don't take the shot, it will come back to bite you...