Personality test

[Dave]

Among the least of our fears, we are not likely to be guilty of farting in church.  That is another advantage of being atheists.

Hmm, theme for a tee shirt there?

As an Atheist I am
unlikely to ever be guilty of
farting in church!

[Icarus]

^

[xSilverPhinx]

Among the least of our fears, we are not likely to be guilty of farting in church.  That is another advantage of being atheists.

Hmm, theme for a tee shirt there?

As an Atheist I am
unlikely to ever be guilty of
farting in church!

Well, a fart is unlikely to be the foulest thing coming out of an orifice in Church.

[Asmodean]

Well, a fart is unlikely to be the foulest thing coming out of an orifice in Church.

Are you talking about blood, semen and/or gospel? 

[xSilverPhinx]

Well, a fart is unlikely to be the foulest thing coming out of an orifice in Church.

Are you talking about blood, semen and/or gospel? 

I was thinking more about gospel but when there are little alter boys around I realise that might not be the only ejection.

[Dave]

Well, a fart is unlikely to be the foulest thing coming out of an orifice in Church.

Are you talking about blood, semen and/or gospel? 

Thought you had left out "shit", Asmo.

But, on reflection, that could be included under "gospel", regardless of orifice.

[Asmodean]

Well, a fart is unlikely to be the foulest thing coming out of an orifice in Church.

Are you talking about blood, semen and/or gospel? 

Thought you had left out "shit", Asmo.

But, on reflection, that could be included under "gospel", regardless of orifice.

Gospel. Noun. That which cometh out of either end of the digestive tract. -Asmoic dictionary.