Swarm of bees at Ali center. Here's your proof of God!

[Steeler]

http://www.wdrb.com/story/32151318/swarm-of-bees-removed-from-a-tree-at-muhammad-ali-center

[Sandra Craft]

Well, that's it -- I'm a believer.  All hail the Bee God!

[Asmodean]

I don't get it. Some guy died, yes? And there were divine bees in a tree, no? Did the bees kill the guy? Do connect the dots for The Asmo, will you? 

[Bad Penny II]

I don't get it. Some guy died, yes? And there were divine bees in a tree, no? Did the bees kill the guy? Do connect the dots for The Asmo, will you? 

He dies, he transmogrifies into a bunch of nasty inter-dimensional bees, let's himself be seen in his new form.
Unlike you his enemies get it, they know he is coming for them, they quail.
He stings them most [haven't got an adjective for this yet] - for eternity or until it bores him.
I don't know if there was a butterfly sighted, I never really saw any advantage in being like a butterfly and a bee as opposed to just being beeish.  Just showmanship I suspect.

And misdirection, I'm a helpless butterfly with my hands by my side, STING!

Thanks god, didn't know you were a boxing fan but could we keep our discourse to your thread, I don't want people seeing me talking to you everywhere, they'll think me weird, I've got my atheist cred to maintain.

[Asmodean]

Yeah, but... Where's the implied connection? That's the bit I don't get. My pattern-seeking behaviour works in a different way, I suppose.

I absolutely understand that there is some sort of a false pattern involved here, I just cannot. See. It.

[Bad Penny II]

Ali's most famous quotes saying he, "Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

[Asmodean]

Right... That's what he said... And..? Is it *really* as thin as that? A guy uses the word "bee" now and then, and after his death, people see the Divine Bees as divine..?

If that really is all it takes, I'm SO setting up a religious scam.

[Steeler]

Right... That's what he said... And..? Is it *really* as thin as that? A guy uses the word "bee" now and then, and after his death, people see the Divine Bees as divine..?

If that really is all it takes, I'm SO setting up a religious scam.

Yes, I live here and it is that thin. There's some cooky people out there. Lol
He's Muslim though, so the Christians are fucked.

[Bad Penny II]

Right... That's what he said... And..? Is it *really* as thin as that? A guy uses the word "bee" now and then, and after his death, people see the Divine Bees as divine..?

If that really is all it takes, I'm SO setting up a religious scam.

You'll probably have to do sufficient rounds with Joe Frazier to catch the Parkinson's though, to get the cred, but you'd be dead.

[Bad Penny II]

Vale Mohamed Ali

[Bad Penny II]

Right... That's what he said... And..? Is it *really* as thin as that? A guy uses the word "bee" now and then, and after his death, people see the Divine Bees as divine..?

If that really is all it takes, I'm SO setting up a religious scam.

Yes, I live here and it is that thin. There's some cooky people out there. Lol
He's Muslim though, so the Christians are fucked.

When and from what direction?

[Steeler]

Right... That's what he said... And..? Is it *really* as thin as that? A guy uses the word "bee" now and then, and after his death, people see the Divine Bees as divine..?

If that really is all it takes, I'm SO setting up a religious scam.

Yes, I live here and it is that thin. There's some cooky people out there. Lol
He's Muslim though, so the Christians are fucked.

When and from what direction?

I guess we will have to wait and see. But I'm not holding my breath.

[Magdalena]

Makes me wonder about the origin of the phrases: Holy Cow, Holy Guacamole, Holy Shit, etc. 
Holy Smoke--that one I can understand  ...  but Holy Bees!? 

[xSilverPhinx]

Makes me wonder about the origin of the phrases: Holy Cow, Holy Guacamole, Holy Shit, etc. 
Holy Smoke--that one I can understand  ...  but Holy Bees!? 

I always imagined "holy cow" was referencing the Hindu religion, but maybe I'm taking it too literally . I don't know about the others though.

"Holy noodles" deserves a place on that list. Does anyone even say that?   

[xSilverPhinx]

http://www.wdrb.com/story/32151318/swarm-of-bees-removed-from-a-tree-at-muhammad-ali-center

Is this a satirical piece? Bees gathering on a tree = god is real?