Random Questions

[McQ]

Let's say we wanted someone to leave this forum of his own free will.  We know that banning him will not work, and ignoring his posts only seems to encourage him to make more posts.  He is inconsiderate of basic forum etiquette and claims it is not his fault.  We have made attempts to educate him on the proper way of doing things and have instructed him in the past, and yet he does not seem to learn from our tutelage or his mistakes.  He adds nothing intelligent to our conversations and frequently derails us with off-topic questions.  He knows this is an atheist forum and yet he insults our beliefs with his fundamentalist content.  He thinks he is doing us a favor by being here and spreading the word of the lord even though we have marked him with the “shame on me” Troll for Christ.  


How do we get rid of this guy?  Would voting him off actually convince him to leave?


Say this guy was stupid enough to use his full name and provide us with the name of the town in which he resides.  Would it be OK to display his home address and phone number?  

This guy left of his own free will before, but came crawling back.  Maybe his home-life in unsatisfying.  Maybe we should write a letter to his wife asking her to intervene in our behalf.

I'm not saying we would ever take these drastic measures.  Just thinking out loud.  


Unwelcome posters should leave on their own.

That is my full name : my full name is Stephen Howarth.  I live at 58 Woodhouse lane, Wigan, Lancashire. WN6 7LN. UK. My mobile phone number is 07788 181394.  I have nothing to hide.  Have you?

As I said before, I will be there for my brother who is in need, whatever his background, ethnicity, race, inclination.  You name it.  Try my number.  You will get me in person.  The only other person who answers my phone is my daughter, Lisa,  occasionally, or my grandson, Connor.

58 Woodhouse Lane? Is that up by Canal Street or down at the other end by Diggle Street?

[fundie]

You got me there, McQ,  Have you been looking at Google Earth, by any chance?  

The answer to your question is yes, by the way.

Oh, what a wonderful thing the internet is, don't you agree? Now, what is your 20?  (1980's CB speak for your location)

[McQ]

You got me there, McQ,  Have you been looking at Google Earth, by any chance?  

The answer to your question is yes, by the way.

Oh, what a wonderful thing the internet is, don't you agree? Now, what is your 20?  (1980's CB speak for your location)

Oh I'm just waiting for you to answer some leftover posts. My location? Sitting at my computer desk, facing south.

[Big Mac]

hey onlyme, answer my instant messages dammit!

[fundie]

What Instant message is that, Bigmac?

I looked at my 'new messages', at the top of the page, as I always do, but found no new messages, as usual.  Maybe I'm missing something, I don't know.  I will get back to you on that one, I promise.  

Give me time, OK?

Ok, I looked for messages, can't find any. Can you enlighten me in any way, McMuffin?  Sorry, Bigmac?

How am I supposed to access Ims on this thing?  I ain't not been on this thing long enough to know how it works.

[Big Mac]

No no, I meant instant message on Yahoo. Since you posted your yahoo address I've been sending you IM's on yahoo.

[fundie]

No no, I meant instant message on Yahoo. Since you posted your yahoo address I've been sending you IM's on yahoo.

Don't quite get you there, McFlurry, or Bigmac, or whatever your global corporate name happens to be,

What does it mean "since you posted your yahoo address I've been sending you IMs on yahoo?"

Does that mean emails?  I ain't never used IMs.  My daughter uses them all the time.  I don't.  If you could enlighten me as to how I could access these messages, I would.  Please explain. Please clarify.

[Big Mac]

Simple, download Yahoo Instant messenger if you don't have it already.

Just log in to it like you would your yahoo e-mail.

[Court]

But I know that if you were hurting, hungry, lost, fearful, skint, I would be there for you

By "be there for you", he means "mug your ass while you're not looking." In the name of Jesus, of course.

Think what you will. I will continue to live for today.  

I thought Christianity taught you to live for the afterlife?

[MommaSquid]

But if that's fundie's real info, he's called your bluff.  That takes some Big Brass Ones here in the anonymous net.

I consider my bluff called.   :bang:  I guess that means he's staying.

It's so refreshing to hear from someone like you, joeactor, who is not so blinkerered.

I don't know what that means, but it feels like an insult.  No matter.

[Court]

It's not Joe's fault. He has yet to fully experience the frustration and pure stubborn stupidity that is onlyme.

[fundie]

Simple, download Yahoo Instant messenger if you don't have it already.

Just log in to it like you would your yahoo e-mail.

Bigmac, I loaded up Yahoo messenger, and the only messages were from somebody called malloveday -  3 messages about a girlfriend or something.  That wouldn't be you, would it?

[Big Mac]

Oh I wish I were oscar mayer weiner.....

[Court]

I'm telling you, he's being stupid on purpose.
Which makes him not just a fucking dumbass, but a frustratingly annoying fucking dumbas..

[Big Mac]

Eh, well you're letting him win if you get mad. Just ignore him, his time is running out when Laet gets back on.

You're lucky she's busy with school and stuff, onlyme, she's going to get rid of you, no doubt.