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[solidsquid]

...everybody be cool...I'm back...

[Biggus Dickus]

Hello All...I survived, ut I was horrily wounded in the attle for HA, seem to be missing some letters rom my keyoard, most notaly the  and .

Good to be  ack you mother- uckers!

AHA! There be a b there somewhere!  The OmniAsmo seeth ALL! 

Hey, this Prime Rib version of Asmo is pretty sharp!

[Biggus Dickus]

Hello All...I survived, ut I was horrily wounded in the attle for HA, seem to be missing some letters rom my keyoard, most notaly the  and .

Good to be  ack you mother- uckers!

AHA! There be a b there somewhere!  The OmniAsmo seeth ALL! 

Hey, this Prime Rib version of Asmo is pretty sharp!

I'm here. Bruno, by being Facebook Reluctant, you missed meeting us all in our human forms. Although personally, my chicken form is much cuter.

I've always said that your dancing chicken is weirdly sexy...but it certainly is nice to see you back Ali Ababwa...By the way I am not Facebook Reluctant, I'm more Anti-Facebook, hates it we do, forever... however. I did consider joining so I could be part of the HAF circle of life, but than I thought about it and decided nah.

Here's a weird thing that happened to me whilst HAF was down, I had a dream about the Asmo...Not like the sexy dreams I have with JJ, this was more esoteric, very thoughtful, and strange.

Oh, I had another accident on my bicycle, fractured a rib (2nd fucking time this summer)...but I'm healing fine...

Yo BudHorse, did you go to England, and if so how was the trip, who did you see?

[Buddy]

Not yet, I go in mid November. This wil basically be my reaction the whole time:

[jumbojak]

Well, I'm here and alive for the moment. It was file sharpening with HCl last night and firing up Peri for the first time tonight but, so far... I still have two eyes that see and ten fingers that, well... finger. Might have a few videos of the flaming sparkles sometime as well.

[Velma]

I'm here - on my phone, at least. I'll try my laptop once I  get home.

[Ali]

Hello All...I survived, ut I was horrily wounded in the attle for HA, seem to be missing some letters rom my keyoard, most notaly the  and .

Good to be  ack you mother- uckers!

AHA! There be a b there somewhere!  The OmniAsmo seeth ALL! 

Hey, this Prime Rib version of Asmo is pretty sharp!

I'm here. Bruno, by being Facebook Reluctant, you missed meeting us all in our human forms. Although personally, my chicken form is much cuter.

I've always said that your dancing chicken is weirdly sexy...but it certainly is nice to see you back Ali Ababwa...By the way I am not Facebook Reluctant, I'm more Anti-Facebook, hates it we do, forever... however. I did consider joining so I could be part of the HAF circle of life, but than I thought about it and decided nah.

Here's a weird thing that happened to me whilst HAF was down, I had a dream about the Asmo...Not like the sexy dreams I have with JJ, this was more esoteric, very thoughtful, and strange.

Oh, I had another accident on my bicycle, fractured a rib (2nd fucking time this summer)...but I'm healing fine...

Yo BudHorse, did you go to England, and if so how was the trip, who did you see?

Sorry 'bout the ribs, Bruno. So tell us more about this Asmodream. I, for one, would like to know if he was wearing an interesting hat or eating a soup with a goldfish in it. That's all he ever does in my dreams.

[Magdalena]

Oh, I had another accident on my bicycle, fractured a rib (2nd fucking time this summer)...but I'm healing fine...

Awww. 











Are you gonna keep doing this?

[Buddy]

Hello All...I survived, ut I was horrily wounded in the attle for HA, seem to be missing some letters rom my keyoard, most notaly the  and .

Good to be  ack you mother- uckers!

AHA! There be a b there somewhere!  The OmniAsmo seeth ALL! 

Hey, this Prime Rib version of Asmo is pretty sharp!

I'm here. Bruno, by being Facebook Reluctant, you missed meeting us all in our human forms. Although personally, my chicken form is much cuter.

I've always said that your dancing chicken is weirdly sexy...but it certainly is nice to see you back Ali Ababwa...By the way I am not Facebook Reluctant, I'm more Anti-Facebook, hates it we do, forever... however. I did consider joining so I could be part of the HAF circle of life, but than I thought about it and decided nah.

Here's a weird thing that happened to me whilst HAF was down, I had a dream about the Asmo...Not like the sexy dreams I have with JJ, this was more esoteric, very thoughtful, and strange.

Oh, I had another accident on my bicycle, fractured a rib (2nd fucking time this summer)...but I'm healing fine...

Yo BudHorse, did you go to England, and if so how was the trip, who did you see?

Sorry 'bout the ribs, Bruno. So tell us more about this Asmodream. I, for one, would like to know if he was wearing an interesting hat or eating a soup with a goldfish in it. That's all he ever does in my dreams.

Obviously I need to get ahold of whatever you guys have been smoking. 

[Magdalena]

Here's a weird thing that happened to me whilst HAF was down, I had a dream about the Asmo...Not like the sexy dreams I have with JJ, this was more esoteric, very thoughtful, and strange.

I had one of those Asmo dreams before the Great HAF Crash of 2015. It was esoteric, very thoughtful, and strange as hell, just like yours and Ali's.
What's up with that, Asmo? 


Bruno, I crossed out the JJ sexy dreams part of your post because I don't have those dreams.

[Firebird]

My bird form is also cuter. Or at least more tolerable. Anyway, I'm back too!

[Firebird]

My bird form is also cuter. Or at least more tolerable. Anyway, I'm back too!

... he said before realizing his icon had vanished. I also just noticed I can no longer edit old posts.

[Ali]

I'm sorry that Asmo's emotional unavailability has always given you a tingle in your bikini pants, and then he went and saved the forum and that made your panties be like but for real doe. God, you guys are sick. LEAVE ASMO ALONE.

[Ali]

I thought this would be funny, but no one is here. *sigh* But for the record...never mind. The record is dumb. Things are dumb, and I am dumb. For the record. God, why aren't you guys here to make me feel okay? Just one of you would do. Whatever. But not whatever. Hope to see you soon....

[Claireliontamer]

I'm here.