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[Will]

Today I:
1) Had Twinnings earl grey tea with a croissant for breakfast.
2) I explained the entire credit crisis to my 82 year old grandmother who was worried about her investments with Morgan Stanley.
3) Sprung spring.
4) Corrected an incorrect diagnosis of kleptomania (it turns out that it was conduct disorder). Booyah.
5) Washed the dog.

[SteveS]

5) Washed the dog.

Now that truly is an accomplishment --- a thankless job that is not easy!

[Will]

He just shivers and looks at me like I'm doing something wrong. He's very judgmental for a beagle, at least when it comes to issues of personal hygiene.

[tacoma_kyle]

Haha, my room mates cat need s shower. I keep tellin him that but I think he's lazy.

Or prefers a mildly stinky cat in bed .