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Started by Crow, July 04, 2012, 12:09:10 PM

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Crow

Happy Independence day. It was bloody tough fighting off all those aliens, but if one thing was learned is that anything can be done if you have Will Smith on your side and crazy crop dusters with fighter jets.
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hismikeness

Ugh. That movie came out during my teens and really could have been the quintessential action movie of my time (unfortunately, Armageddon takes that honor). However, when the advanced alien civilization, capable of interstellar coordinated travel and devastating attack gets overwhelmed by a computer virus from a mid 90s laptop, I couldn't suspend anymore disbelief. That ruined the whole move for me.
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xSilverPhinx

Till now I never watched that movie...

Anyways, happy independence day peeps. You all were sort of an inspiration for us down here ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Ali

Haha, that movie is like a 90 minute excuse for Will Smith to be all "Wooooo!"

Asmodean

Why celebrate a mediocre movie with crappy aliens?

...Oh! Right! Don't blow yourselves up with fireworks! And if you do, remember to make a vid and share it with us  8)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

McQ

Quote from: Asmodean on July 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Why celebrate a mediocre movie with crappy aliens?

...Oh! Right! Don't blow yourselves up with fireworks! And if you do, remember to make a vid and share it with us  8)

Yes, please do share your personal Darwin Award fireworks videos if you get them! Because, like so many other things, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye; then it's freaking hilarious!

Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Asmodean

Quote from: McQ on July 04, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Because, like so many other things, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye; then it's freaking hilarious!

Yup.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

There won't be many of us blowing ourselves to bits with fireworks this year.  I was watching the Weather Channel yesterday (not my fault, that's what some genius had put on the TV at the gym) and it looked like about 46 out of the 50 states of the union had firework bans because of the drought.

Buddy

Quote from: Ali on July 04, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
There won't be many of us blowing ourselves to bits with fireworks this year.  I was watching the Weather Channel yesterday (not my fault, that's what some genius had put on the TV at the gym) and it looked like about 46 out of the 50 states of the union had firework bans because of the drought.

I can't say that I am disappointed. I would have to spend the whole night comforting the dogs who think that the world is ending.

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DeterminedJuliet

Quote from: McQ on July 04, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Why celebrate a mediocre movie with crappy aliens?

...Oh! Right! Don't blow yourselves up with fireworks! And if you do, remember to make a vid and share it with us  8)

Yes, please do share your personal Darwin Award fireworks videos if you get them! Because, like so many other things, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye; then it's freaking hilarious!



It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game. "Find the eye".
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 04:20:49 PM
Quote from: McQ on July 04, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Why celebrate a mediocre movie with crappy aliens?

...Oh! Right! Don't blow yourselves up with fireworks! And if you do, remember to make a vid and share it with us  8)

Yes, please do share your personal Darwin Award fireworks videos if you get them! Because, like so many other things, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye; then it's freaking hilarious!



It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game. "Find the eye".

LOL the fun never ends ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dobermonster

Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 04, 2012, 04:20:49 PM
Quote from: McQ on July 04, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Why celebrate a mediocre movie with crappy aliens?

...Oh! Right! Don't blow yourselves up with fireworks! And if you do, remember to make a vid and share it with us  8)

Yes, please do share your personal Darwin Award fireworks videos if you get them! Because, like so many other things, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye; then it's freaking hilarious!



It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game. "Find the eye".

How about: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.

Reminds me of the classic, "If you cut your legs off with that lawnmower, don't come running to me!"

Anyways . . . Independence Day! Down with the British! Hurrah for our American neighbours! I'll always think of you fondly as Canada's pants.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Dobermonster on July 04, 2012, 07:16:06 PM
Anyways . . . Independence Day! Down with the British! Hurrah for our American neighbours! I'll always think of you fondly as Canada's pants.

That's fitting, we do have the bible belt.  Anyhow, Brunswick stew turned out pretty good, even if I did forget the black-eyed peas, and I'll be able to see the fireworks in another city from my front window, so woo-hoo to us!
Sandy

  

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Sweetdeath

Quote from: Ali on July 04, 2012, 02:54:40 PM
Haha, that movie is like a 90 minute excuse for Will Smith to be all "Wooooo!"

LMAO OMA, I love you XDD

I am laughing for like 30 seconds. :D
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Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

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AnimatedDirt

Quote from: Ali on July 04, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
There won't be many of us blowing ourselves to bits with fireworks this year.  I was watching the Weather Channel yesterday (not my fault, that's what some genius had put on the TV at the gym) and it looked like about 46 out of the 50 states of the union had firework bans because of the drought.

I heard that a few had put the fireworks show on the backburner for this year but didn't realize it was 46 of 50 doing so!  Obviously California wasn't one.  It sounded like a war zone in our neighborhood last night.

We added to the smoke with our fire pit.