The Ultimate Thread Derail Game

[Hector Valdez]

So, is there a new user rising from our primordial hive mind, that talks to himself and has adhd or something? Someone should change all the avatars in this thread to the happy atheist distracto-fish.

[En_Route]

"Avatar" oddly enough is the Inuit word denoting "He who has stolen my seal blubber and secreted it in a remote location". The possibilities for being misunderstood when conversing with an Eskimo are boundless, not that they are much given to social intercourse.

[Stevil]

"Avatar" oddly enough is the Inuit word denoting "He who has stolen my seal blubber and secreted it in a remote location". The possibilities for being misunderstood when conversing with an Eskimo are boundless, not that they are much given to social intercourse.

Speaking of seals, I don't go clubbing much now that I am married with children.

[DeterminedJuliet]

"Avatar" oddly enough is the Inuit word denoting "He who has stolen my seal blubber and secreted it in a remote location". The possibilities for being misunderstood when conversing with an Eskimo are boundless, not that they are much given to social intercourse.

Speaking of seals, I don't go clubbing much now that I am married with children.

I think I've posted this before, but...

[xSilverPhinx]

Seals..marine mammals. I much prefer mammals but now I'm sitting here waiting for a message so I can get on with my work on marine and coastline-dwelling invertebrates.

[Stevil]

"Avatar" oddly enough is the Inuit word denoting "He who has stolen my seal blubber and secreted it in a remote location". The possibilities for being misunderstood when conversing with an Eskimo are boundless, not that they are much given to social intercourse.

Speaking of seals, I don't go clubbing much now that I am married with children.

I think I've posted this before, but...

This wasn't a derail. Do I win something?

[Ali]

Mmmmm.  I love massages.  T and Husband got me a gift card for a massage for Mother's Day.  I just hope they don't try anything New Agey on me.  One of the more recent massages involved a spinning crystal.  

[DeterminedJuliet]

Mmmmm.  I love massages.  T and Husband got me a gift card for a massage for Mother's Day.  I just hope they don't try anything New Agey on me.  One of the more recent massages involved a spinning crystal.  

Hahaha.
I don't like it when the masseuse is too chatty. I had one guy that whispered in my ear every 30 seconds. Like, 2 millimeters away from my face. It was freaky! I'd just start to relax when I'd feel "how does that feel?" breathed on me. It's awkward enough with the nudity and oil and strangers touching me all over, I don't need the sweet nothings! If there's something wrong, I'll tell you!

[Ali]

Mmmmm.  I love massages.  T and Husband got me a gift card for a massage for Mother's Day.  I just hope they don't try anything New Agey on me.  One of the more recent massages involved a spinning crystal.  

Hahaha.
I don't like it when the masseuse is too chatty. I had one guy that whispered in my ear every 30 seconds. Like, 2 millimeters away from my face. It was freaky! I'd just start to relax when I'd feel "how does that feel?" breathed on me. It's awkward enough with the nudity and oil and strangers touching me all over, I don't need the sweet nothings! If there's something wrong, I'll tell you!

Haha! Definitely distracting and a little creepy. So fairly early on in our marriage, husband and I had spent the week moving into our new house, and we were both achy, so in my infinite wisdom I arranged for a couples massage at a massage parlor that came recommended by someone at work. When we showed up, our masseuses were these two very large Eastern European men that were dressed like they were about to play some beach volleyball. Mine was missing a front tooth. The four of us were the only four people in the place. It felt totally sketch. Both of us were too awkward and polite to back out of the deal, so we disrobed and got our one and only ever couples massage. It was actually a really good massage from my point of view, because my dude had really strong hands. But it was hard to relax because I was fighting so hard not to laugh. At one point I looked over, and Husbands dude appeared to be rubbing Hubby's bare tummy. The look on Hubby's face was priceless; eyes squinched closed as tight as they would go. Priceless.

[Stevil]

Mmmmm.  I love massages.  T and Husband got me a gift card for a massage for Mother's Day.  I just hope they don't try anything New Agey on me.  One of the more recent massages involved a spinning crystal.  

Hahaha.
I don't like it when the masseuse is too chatty. I had one guy that whispered in my ear every 30 seconds. Like, 2 millimeters away from my face. It was freaky! I'd just start to relax when I'd feel "how does that feel?" breathed on me. It's awkward enough with the nudity and oil and strangers touching me all over, I don't need the sweet nothings! If there's something wrong, I'll tell you!

Did he have a deep sultry Barry White voice?
He sounds dodgy, like he is fantasising, did you check to see if his popup toy had popped up?
Maybe you could respond "Meh, I've had better"

My wife made a fantastic carrot cake last week, for her coffee group (post anti-natal group), I got to eat the left overs, I think it was the best cake I have ever eaten.

Edit: Dang, too slow again.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

cake

Speaking of cake, today is my grandson's birthday. His party is this Saturday, so I'm trying to get the pool ready for the kids to swim.  It's in the 90's here, so summer has arrived in Central Texas.

[DeterminedJuliet]

Mmmmm.  I love massages.  T and Husband got me a gift card for a massage for Mother's Day.  I just hope they don't try anything New Agey on me.  One of the more recent massages involved a spinning crystal.  

Hahaha.
I don't like it when the masseuse is too chatty. I had one guy that whispered in my ear every 30 seconds. Like, 2 millimeters away from my face. It was freaky! I'd just start to relax when I'd feel "how does that feel?" breathed on me. It's awkward enough with the nudity and oil and strangers touching me all over, I don't need the sweet nothings! If there's something wrong, I'll tell you!

Haha! Definitely distracting and a little creepy. So fairly early on in our marriage, husband and I had spent the week moving into our new house, and we were both achy, so in my infinite wisdom I arranged for a couples massage at a massage parlor that came recommended by someone at work. When we showed up, our masseuses were these two very large Eastern European men that were dressed like they were about to play some beach volleyball. Mine was missing a front tooth. The four of us were the only four people in the place. It felt totally sketch. Both of us were too awkward and polite to back out of the deal, so we disrobed and got our one and only ever couples massage. It was actually a really good massage from my point of view, because my dude had really strong hands. But it was hard to relax because I was fighting so hard not to laugh. At one point I looked over, and Husbands dude appeared to be rubbing Hubby's bare tummy. The look on Hubby's face was priceless; eyes squinched closed as tight as they would go. Priceless.

Hahahaha!

[The Magic Pudding]

Hahahaha!

Oh well may you laugh but I reply with a ha harrr, I know what you're doing.
Did you think such blatant undermining of the thread with single subject posts would go unchallenged?
Reminds me of those miners who feign ignorance when a house suddenly becomes all basement.

[Amicale]

Hahahaha!

Oh well may you laugh but I reply with a ha harrr, I know what you're doing.
Did you think such blatant undermining of the thread with single subject posts would go unchallenged?
Reminds me of those miners who feign ignorance when a house suddenly becomes all basement.

Basements. Mine is really cold tonight, and looking around it made me realize I need to do more spring cleaning. And put on some warm socks for bed.

[Hector Valdez]

I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Goddammit!