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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2011, 11:33:51 AM » |
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Unless I'm on staff, I don't click on links posted by newbies. No point in inviting trouble in.
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Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of the astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.~Carl Sagan
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2011, 01:28:02 PM » |
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Hi there! Have you considered welcoming Christ into your life? Nope. |
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2011, 07:03:39 PM » |
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Have you considered welcoming Christ into your life? Well he's never actually asked, I've only heard from shady characters claiming to know him. I could suggest he get his own life but that didn't work out very well last time, getting nailed up at an early age and all. He might be able to help with a TV cabinet I'm planning, but then he probably wouldn't approve of my dodgy joints and use of nails and screws. The wall my TV stands against is short, it was designed when 26 inches was big. If only he was with me back then, he could have warned the future held bigger TVs. I do have a tree that bothers me, it was supposed to stop growing at fifteen metres, but it didn't. Local government says I can't chop it down, but if he did the job it would be an act of god. Hmm, I could get him a lot of this kind of work. Maybe smiting all the koalas and thus removing the need for the tree preservation order would be more his style? |
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2011, 07:07:43 PM » |
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Maybe if you pray somebody will hear you. Might not be who you are expecting though.
I think one should always strive to keep things simple.
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The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance… it is the illusion of knowledge. - Stephen Hawking
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2011, 10:45:04 PM » |
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Maybe if you pray somebody will hear you. Might not be who you are expecting though.
A neighbour... A pervert hiding under your bed... The government and all the other THEM with bugs... |
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2011, 01:50:58 AM » |
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wiesel, have you ever considered telling christ to piss off out of your life and stop rotting your brain? Because the chances of any of us asking him in would be about equal.
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2011, 06:20:01 AM » |
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Maybe if you pray somebody will hear you. Might not be who you are expecting though.
A neighbour... A pervert hiding under your bed... The government and all the other THEM with bugs... *looks around nervously* |
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"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day." - Douglas Adams
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."- Seneca the Younger
iGnostic - "It begins with a small i, like everything else cool these days. Needs to have a big G though. iGnostic. See? The coolometer rising... Falling... Just like that. Going to sub-zero, that is. - Asmodean
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The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance… it is the illusion of knowledge. - Stephen Hawking
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« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2011, 09:52:52 PM » |
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"Hi there! Have you considered welcoming Christ into your life?"
Didn't Jesus Christ die already?
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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2011, 05:35:31 PM » |
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Didn't Jesus Christ die already?
Which is exactly why he needs your life. he will live through you and you will have eternal life. *says while giggling evilly* |
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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2011, 05:54:47 PM » |
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Which is exactly why he needs your life.
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« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2011, 05:56:30 PM » |
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Too bad he can't have it then haha. With as many Christians there are in the world, you'd figure that he has enough lives already, right? |
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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2011, 05:58:50 PM » |
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Hi there! Have you considered welcoming Christ into your life? I would be more likely to welcome ebola into my life lol. |
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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2011, 04:26:16 PM » |
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Too bad he can't have it then haha. With as many Christians there are in the world, you'd figure that he has enough lives already, right? Are the cogs going around in your head yet? |
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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2011, 04:32:17 PM » |
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Are the cogs going around in your head yet?
Not quite. Maybe it'll finally dawn on me by the time I'm 30. |
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« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2011, 06:54:42 AM » |
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My mom told me not to talk to formally dead, soul-sucking people.  |
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