Have you considered welcoming Christ into your life?
Well he's never actually asked, I've only heard from shady characters claiming to know him.
I could suggest he get his own life but that didn't work out very well last time, getting nailed up at an early age and all.
He might be able to help with a TV cabinet I'm planning, but then he probably wouldn't approve of my dodgy joints and use of nails and screws. The wall my TV stands against is short, it was designed when 26 inches was big. If only he was with me back then, he could have warned the future held bigger TVs.
I do have a tree that bothers me, it was supposed to stop growing at fifteen metres, but it didn't. Local government says I can't chop it down, but if he did the job it would be an act of god. Hmm, I could get him a lot of this kind of work. Maybe smiting all the koalas and thus removing the need for the tree preservation order would be more his style?