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OldGit

#60
November 28, 2011, 02:04:01 PM
I went into my charity this morning, to take a turn at looking after the disabled people's craft shop.  Look what was on the table - honest, no messing!

Siz

#61
November 29, 2011, 12:08:10 AM
Quote from: OldGit on November 28, 2011, 02:04:01 PM
I went into my charity this morning, to take a turn at looking after the disabled people's craft shop.  Look what was on the table - honest, no messing!



Ahhh, a little baby Asmo... The next generation is in safe hands.

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Buddy

#62
November 29, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
It's kinda cute. In a disturbing, buggy-eyed way  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Asmodean

#63
November 29, 2011, 01:18:57 AM
You just wait til it sheds its skin for the first time and turns gray and grumpy and gets a mouth..! That will show you "cute"  >:(





:P
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

DeterminedJuliet

#64
November 30, 2011, 11:59:40 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 29, 2011, 01:18:57 AM
You just wait til it sheds its skin for the first time and turns gray and grumpy and gets a mouth..! That will show you "cute"  >:(





:P
Aw, Papa Asmo defending his offspring  ;)
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Buddy

#65
December 01, 2011, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on November 30, 2011, 11:59:40 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 29, 2011, 01:18:57 AM
You just wait til it sheds its skin for the first time and turns gray and grumpy and gets a mouth..! That will show you "cute"  >:(





:P
Aw, Papa Asmo defending his offspring  ;)

*Suddenly, posh British accent*  And here we see the wild Asmodean with offspring in it's natural habitat.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Asmodean

#66
December 01, 2011, 03:34:34 AM Last Edit: December 01, 2011, 04:03:57 AM by Asmodean
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 01, 2011, 12:21:58 AM
*Suddenly, posh British accent*  And here we see the wild Asmodean with offspring in it's natural habitat.
GRRRRRRRR!  >:(

(Translation: You frogot vital attributes, such as ferocious and man-eating in your description)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Siz

#67
December 01, 2011, 07:47:15 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 01, 2011, 03:34:34 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 01, 2011, 12:21:58 AM
*Suddenly, posh British accent*  And here we see the wild Asmodean with offspring in it's natural habitat.
GRRRRRRRR!  >:(

(Translation: You frogot vital attributes, such as ferocious and man-eating in your description)

Maybe your progeny will have a gentle temperament, be loving and tolerant to all things. Maybe it'll be docile and timid.

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Tank

#68
December 01, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
Where is Mrs Asmo?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#69
December 01, 2011, 01:23:25 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Siz

#70
December 01, 2011, 01:33:02 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 01, 2011, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 01, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
Where is Mrs Asmo?


Found her!



Hmm, she does look a little post-coital, but nonetheless attractive. I can see where 'The Asmite' gets his good looks...

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Buddy

#71
December 01, 2011, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on December 01, 2011, 01:33:02 PM
Hmm, she does look a little post-coital, but nonetheless attractive. I can see where 'The Asmite' gets his good looks...

I guess being a lump of clay, some things wouldn't be as much fun  ;)
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Asmodean

#72
December 01, 2011, 01:43:06 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on December 01, 2011, 07:47:15 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 01, 2011, 03:34:34 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 01, 2011, 12:21:58 AM
*Suddenly, posh British accent*  And here we see the wild Asmodean with offspring in it's natural habitat.
GRRRRRRRR!  >:(

(Translation: You frogot vital attributes, such as ferocious and man-eating in your description)

Maybe your progeny will have a gentle temperament, be loving and tolerant to all things. Maybe it'll be docile and timid.
Then the terrible Asmo will EAT it.  >:( Because unworthy offspring are food.  >:(

And there is no she-Asmo involved. Asmos multiply by clay division.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#73
December 01, 2011, 05:03:40 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#74
December 01, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 01, 2011, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 01, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
Where is Mrs Asmo?


Found her!


Nono, that's not it. Those are Asmo droppings right there.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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