The Book of Creation

[Recusant]

I don't recall seeing this posted here before.  It's a parody of Genesis, and does have its moments.

From "The Book of Creation" by Tony Hendra & Sean Kelly:

Chapter 1

1. In the beginning God created Dates.

2. And the date was Monday, July 4, 4004 BC.

3. And God said, let there be light; and there was light. And when there was Light, God saw the Date, that it was Monday, and he got down to work; for verily, he had a Big Job to do.

4. And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and pre-Cambrian limestone strata; and flints and Jurassic Mastodon tusks and Picanthopus erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals made he; and those cave paintings at Lasceaux. And that was that, for the first Work Day.

5. And God saw that he had made many wondrous things, but that he had not wherein to put it all. And God said, Let the heavens be divided from the earth; and let us bury all of these Things which we have made in the earth; but not too deep.

6. And God buried all the Things which he had made, and that was that.

7. And the morning and the evening and the overtime were Tuesday.

[Tank]

Found this by looking for unreplied posts and it is worth a reply!

[Nimzo]

Hehe, Fundies are so cute, and so is their pet god.

[Shy]

LOL! I liked that.