What's on your mind today?

[Magdalena]

Does anybody else feel like they matured at a slower rate than everyone else?

Not me, unfortunately... I feel fifty. 

Matured as in a fine wine or old cheese?

Cheese. The maggoty kind.

OK, I just had to Google that.
There is a maggoty cheese. 

[Dave]

Does anybody else feel like they matured at a slower rate than everyone else?

Not me, unfortunately... I feel fifty. 

Matured as in a fine wine or old cheese?

Cheese. The maggoty kind.

OK, I just had to Google that.
There is a maggoty cheese. 

Yum, extra protein!

[Magdalena]

 

[Recusant]

When I read the description of casu marzu, the part that got me laughing was this:

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It still makes me chuckle.

[Dave]

When I read the description of casu marzu, the part that got me laughing was this:

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

It still makes me chuckle.

OK, so add a net to the knife and fork!

[No one]

Does anybody else feel like they matured at a slower rate than everyone else?

Not me, unfortunately... I feel fifty. 

Matured as in a fine wine or old cheese?

Cheese. The maggoty kind.

OK, I just had to Google that.
There is a maggoty cheese. 

What made someone say,  "You know what this cheese is missing? Fly larva."

[Recusant]

Congratulations; I think you're the first person on this site to use that smiley. 

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Speaking of "unusual" delicacies: Steve, don't eat it! (cuitlacoche)

[Dave]

Congratulations; I think you're the first person on this site to use that smiley. 

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Speaking of "unusual" delicacies: Steve, don't eat it! (cuitlacoche)

When it lifted its tail I was surprised nothing appeared at that end!

The unicorn with a rainbow yawn!

[xSilverPhinx]

Does anybody else feel like they matured at a slower rate than everyone else?

Not me, unfortunately... I feel fifty. 

Matured as in a fine wine or old cheese?

Cheese. The maggoty kind.

OK, I just had to Google that.
There is a maggoty cheese. 

Yum, extra protein!

No, just no...

[Asmodean]

Yes, that's how Asmos age  It's almost depressing.  In fact, an Asmo might feel inclined to eat rotten cheese With crawlies in to cheer Himself up. 

[No one]

Does anybody else feel like they matured at a slower rate than everyone else?

Not me, unfortunately... I feel fifty. 

Matured as in a fine wine or old cheese?

Cheese. The maggoty kind.

OK, I just had to Google that.
There is a maggoty cheese. 

Yum, extra protein!

No, just no...

From what I understand, it's the maggot's gas,  that gives the cheese its unique flavor.
How can you say no to that?

[Asmodean]

Yes. Maggot farts.  Also, The Asmo has a case of a very deadly virally-streptococcal penumonic bronchitis. It's a thing. It IS. And it's all disproportionately dramatic and deadly and He shall SMITE things. 

[Magdalena]

Congratulations; I think you're the first person on this site to use that smiley. 

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Speaking of "unusual" delicacies: Steve, don't eat it! (cuitlacoche)

Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee).

One bite might be kinda chewy, while the next might burst in your mouth like a black pus-filled blister.

[Buddy]

In other, less maggoty, news; I finally finished my training at the restaurant and can now start taking tips. Maybe now I can actually see a reward for my hard work instead of shock that I actually come in on time...

[Magdalena]

Yes. Maggot farts.  Also, The Asmo has a case of a very deadly virally-streptococcal penumonic bronchitis. It's a thing. It IS. And it's all disproportionately dramatic and deadly and He shall SMITE things.