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Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution

Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution
« on: April 02, 2007, 12:52:07 AM »
hehehehehehehehehe

I really hope this is just an early April fool's day joke.
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 01:52:04 AM »
We've already won.
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 09:28:04 AM »
ya ive seen this. funny stuff
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 04:06:35 PM »
Nope.  It's no joke.

I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 06:06:30 PM »
I think it would have been far more effective had he used Spam instead of peanut butter.

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I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.

Man, I hate it when that happens :lol: !
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2007, 02:34:02 AM »
He's kidding-- right?
This doesn't make any sense to me. Our food industry DEPENDS on evolution NOT happening? How? As I see it, if bees didn't evolve we wouldn't have much in the way of decent food to begin with. I am not about to rub MY legs on some yellow, hairy stamen and pollinate things myself.
And why single out peanut butter? Why not Nutella or Goulden's Spicy Brown Mustard?

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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2007, 04:38:45 AM »
The peanut butter thing wasn't a joke....to them.  To me it is hilarious and stupid.
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2007, 03:11:48 PM »
It's ridiculous and sad at the same time.
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 11:08:43 PM »
Groundbreaking news!  Scientists now believe that early conditions on planet earth were very similar to the composition of modern day peanut butter, check out the link at:

Okay - just kidding.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 04:36:50 AM »
Ahahaha that was good SteveS.
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 04:55:54 AM »
The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years, so you're going to hell reverend.
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 06:32:48 AM »
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The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years

Good point - and to be fair, we'd have to leave it sitting out under the sun for billions of years (eeewwww, gross).
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 12:37:17 AM »
Maybe they can get together with Kirky Cameron and have a peanut butter and banana party.


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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 10:21:53 AM »
It comes to something when an argument is so bad that you have to seriously debate whether or not they are joking.
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2007, 08:05:35 AM »
It's no wonder they can't figure out the theory of evolution, their science is so faulty it's sad. Throwing airplane parts in a hangar, simple heat and matter and you get abiogenesis, a big canyon must have come from a big flood (but only one mind you).....These guys are really simple minded.
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