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Happy Birthday Scissorlegs!

Started by OldGit, June 01, 2012, 01:07:22 PM

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Sweetdeath

#15
June 02, 2012, 03:22:46 AM
Instead of naked, can we wear shiny bikinis? :)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

The Magic Pudding

#16
June 02, 2012, 05:26:01 AM

Sweetdeath

#17
June 02, 2012, 05:43:21 AM
That is perfect xDD
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Siz

#18
June 02, 2012, 09:48:59 AM
Aww wow! Two Ents (I like what you did there) and 2 filthy chicks?! For me??
I'm welling up...

Smart party hat too!

'Peekaboo' bikinis permissible, SD, but wear dark colours - that mud doesn't come out easy.








When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Amicale

#19
June 02, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!!  ;D



Hope it's an awesome day!



"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Siz

#20
June 02, 2012, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!!

Hope it's an awesome day!

Cheers Ami.

Where'd you get that photo? That was from my modelling days during my '20s tranny phase. Suits me, huh?! ;D

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

DeterminedJuliet

#21
June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Amicale

#22
June 02, 2012, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 02, 2012, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
So just what does the Madam do?
Encourage folks to mingle and screw?
Does she merely show them to the loo?
Sciz, happy, happy birthday to YOU!!

Hope it's an awesome day!

Cheers Ami.

Where'd you get that photo? That was from my modelling days during my '20s tranny phase. Suits me, huh?! ;D

Damn. Sexy! '20s scissorlegs trannies steam up the runway. You must have looked real sharp. And flashy. And pointy.


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Sweetdeath

#23
June 02, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)


Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.

:)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Amicale

#24
June 02, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 02, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)

Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.

:)

*gets a seat in the front row*
*holds flashy signs cheering you both on*
:D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Sweetdeath

#25
June 02, 2012, 03:53:30 PM
Quote from: Amicale on June 02, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on June 02, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 02, 2012, 02:06:23 PM
Be warned, SD. I took wrestling lessons once upon a time (true story)

Looking forward to a friendly mud rumble.

:)

*gets a seat in the front row*
*holds flashy signs cheering you both on*
:D


Too bad this can't happen irl. Lol :)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

OldGit

#26
June 02, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
You can have a virtual contest on Skype.  :D

Sweetdeath

#27
June 02, 2012, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
You can have a virtual contest on Skype.  :D


I am going comp shopping today. So excited!!
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Siz

#28
June 05, 2012, 06:05:01 PM
Hope y'all enjoyed the eWrestling and your eHangovers are well in hand.

I had a great day today - out cycling in morning, then a delicious lunch spread layed out by the kids of cold meats, continental cheeses and various pickles and chutneys. Then pressie opening - a watch, a new heartrate monitor some Italian liquorice and a weekend winetasting and gourmet dining in Devon (for September). And that's on top of the new road bike I took possession of last month. I'm a happy bunny!

Check out the cool wrapping paper...

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Ali

#29
June 05, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
Sounds like you had a great ebirthday and your family spoiled you rotten.  Well done, them!  :)  I like the wrapping paper too.  Unfortunately, I had too much ewine and fell down and sprained my ewrist.  Who do I send the emedical bill to?
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