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Started by Thunder Road, January 10, 2012, 06:15:34 AM

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Thunder Road

January 10, 2012, 06:15:34 AM
What would you say?


"Well crap, looks like I'm out 20 bucks."


or maybe


"You could really use a new PR team."







(Obviously this is supposed to be a humorous thread.)
"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." -John Lennon, Strawberry Fields Forever

Freshman Meteorology major at Valparaiso University in Indiana and fan of exclusively classic rock.

Sandra Craft

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January 10, 2012, 06:48:31 AM
Quote from: Thunder Road on January 10, 2012, 06:15:34 AM
"You could really use a new PR team."

I've been saying that for years, so I might as well say it to the Big Guy himself.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

The Magic Pudding

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January 10, 2012, 06:49:42 AM Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 06:56:09 AM by The Magic Pudding
What's for dinner?
Can you get pork and bacon here?

Tank

#3
January 10, 2012, 07:45:09 AM
Who created you?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

corgilover

#4
January 10, 2012, 09:09:47 AM
Why are you so obsessed with Tim Tebow and making sure that the Buffalo Bills never have a Super Bowl win?

Crow

#5
January 10, 2012, 12:28:59 PM
Why you such a dick?
Retired member.

Too Few Lions

#6
January 10, 2012, 01:33:25 PM
why do you let all of those stupid people worship that Jewish impostor Yahweh, claiming he's you? Or do you just find it all rather amusing...

Buddy

#7
January 10, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
You couldn't have at least gotten up off of your lazy butt and shown Earth that you were real?
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Ateo

#8
January 10, 2012, 02:40:16 PM

  " Get thee behind me "

  And I could say it without smiling.
"Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich"

"Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubt."

Tank

#9
January 10, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
So why the hell didn't you put the periodic table in any of your holy books?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ali

#10
January 10, 2012, 04:50:36 PM
"Wow, you're real?!?  Could have fooled me!"  ;D

Sweetdeath

#11
January 10, 2012, 07:18:34 PM
Quote from: Ali on January 10, 2012, 04:50:36 PM
"Wow, you're real?!?  Could have fooled me!"  ;D

I like this one.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

AnimatedDirt

#12
January 10, 2012, 07:30:20 PM
"What could I have done better to bring a few HAF'ers happily along?"

Crow

#13
January 10, 2012, 10:48:14 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 10, 2012, 07:30:20 PM
"What could I have done better to bring a few HAF'ers happily along?"

That's a doosy, with all the heresy that goes on here I don't think sacrificing a son or daughter would even put a dent in repaying that dept.
Retired member.

AnimatedDirt

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January 10, 2012, 10:54:59 PM
Quote from: Crow on January 10, 2012, 10:48:14 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 10, 2012, 07:30:20 PM
"What could I have done better to bring a few HAF'ers happily along?"
That's a doosy, with all the heresy that goes on here I don't think sacrificing a son or daughter would even put a dent in repaying that dept.

In context of the piece of fiction...you'd be surprised.
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