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Started by Chronos, December 09, 2011, 03:52:50 AM

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Chronos

December 09, 2011, 03:52:50 AM
Sometimes Andy Borowitz's Twitter feed can provide a few chuckles:










Religion is a pyramid scheme with 501c3 tax-free status.

Tank

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December 09, 2011, 09:58:03 AM
Very good, quite a few chuckles there  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Chronos

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December 16, 2011, 12:24:33 AM









Religion is a pyramid scheme with 501c3 tax-free status.

Tank

#3
December 16, 2011, 08:26:44 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Chronos

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December 22, 2011, 04:03:39 AM










Religion is a pyramid scheme with 501c3 tax-free status.

Tank

#5
December 22, 2011, 09:39:54 AM
These are very good.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

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December 22, 2011, 11:54:18 AM
Excellent.

Chronos

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January 09, 2012, 02:35:15 PM
















Religion is a pyramid scheme with 501c3 tax-free status.

Tank

#8
January 09, 2012, 08:11:28 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

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January 09, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 09, 2012, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Chronos on January 09, 2012, 02:35:15 PM




So true!
I thought that was the whole idea..?  ??? At least in The Asmo's plans of bringing it about...
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

#10
January 10, 2012, 02:05:21 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 09, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
I thought that was the whole idea..?  ??? At least in The Asmo's plans of bringing it about...

There's whisperings that when the Rapture comes, a lot of the people who think they're saved sheep are going to be sadly disappointed.  Altho not as much as those of us who are still stuck with them.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Asmodean

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January 10, 2012, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 10, 2012, 02:05:21 AM
There's whisperings that when the Rapture comes, a lot of the people who think they're saved sheep are going to be sadly disappointed.  Altho not as much as those of us who are still stuck with them.

Well, when it comes, it will probably be the US government's or The Asmo's fault... If the latter, the sheep will be for eating.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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