Higgs boson particle may have been found

[Asmodean]

The faster than light neutrinos I ordered arrived in plenty of time for Christmas gift giving but proved imposable to wrap.

There's your problem, right there! Try warping them in stead of wrapping. 

[Davin]

The faster than light neutrinos I ordered arrived in plenty of time for Christmas gift giving but proved imposable to wrap.

There's your problem, right there! Try warping them in stead of wrapping. 

Also, send them the day after Christmas so that they get there by Christmas.

[Asmodean]

Actually, I think that physics joke has a hole in it - for instance, the light travels from the Sun here in about what..? Eight minutes? So something that would get here in four minutes and cover the same distance would need to be faster, yes? But it would still take four minutes of time in a "forward" direction. See what I mean, yes?

[Davin]

Aye, that's the problem with jokes.

[Asmodean]

I am fairly impressed by the number of half-bad (And I use the term "half" very loosely here ) nerdy physics jokes we managed to conjure up though 

[Davin]

Mine are almost fully bad, if not filled to the brim with bad. If they get too nerdy though, fewer people can enjoy them, so I generally stick to colloquial knowledge on jokes. Hence the bad physics in my bad jokes.

[OldGit]

I thought they were particularly good.

[Asmodean]

I thought they were particularly good.

NERD!  

(Actually, we the nerdier sort are supposed to find them good. Everyone else is supposed to like... Shake their head and divert the topic of conversation to pies)

See what I did there? Pies..? 

[Davin]

I thought they were particularly good.

NERD!  

(Actually, we the nerdier sort are supposed to find them good. Everyone else is supposed to like... Shake their head and divert the topic of conversation to pies)

See what I did there? Pies..? 

It looks like you're trying to show that you're not a nerd by saying that those who aren't nerds do the thing that you're trying to do now. But I do like me some pies!

[Crocoduck]

[Tank]

*Falcepalm*

[Crow]

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[Asmodean]

It looks like you're trying to show that you're not a nerd by saying that those who aren't nerds do the thing that you're trying to do now. But I do like me some pies!

A huge nerd and I'm the first to admit it.  

Tank and Crow: and WHAT exactly is wrong with pies?!  

[Tank]

It looks like you're trying to show that you're not a nerd by saying that those who aren't nerds do the thing that you're trying to do now. But I do like me some pies!

A huge nerd and I'm the first to admit it.  

Tank and Crow: and WHAT exactly is wrong with pies?!  

I can never finish a whole Pi

[Crow]

Tank and Crow: and WHAT exactly is wrong with pies?!  

Nothing just an excuse to use the ASCII facepalm at the pi /pie pun. In fact I love pies I had a venison, red wine, and roast vegetable pie for dinner and it was amazing.