Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Pasta Chick

#1635
August 20, 2013, 12:50:41 AM
Autocorrect.

Magdalena

#1636
August 20, 2013, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 15, 2013, 04:34:32 PM


Hey Niya,
Is this their version of "Girls Gone Wild?"
;D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Niya

#1637
August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Magdalena

#1638
August 20, 2013, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
I sincerely hope she has a helmet under her hijab.  :o

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#1639
August 20, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
I sincerely hope she has a helmet under her hijab.  :o
Does it look like it? I don't think so. In a culture where women are just wombs on legs and you can always get another one why waste money on a crash helmet. They're expensive you know!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#1640
August 20, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
I sincerely hope she has a helmet under her hijab.  :o
Does it look like it? I don't think so. In a culture where women are just wombs on legs and you can always get another one why waste money on a crash helmet. They're expensive you know!
>:( Tank

This particular one is a risk taker, this one is special.
She's on a motorcycle, (holding on to a man), legs to the side (for modesty) and she's showing her ankles, part of her face and her writs!
IMO, she's already years ahead of her time.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#1641
August 20, 2013, 06:50:10 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
I sincerely hope she has a helmet under her hijab.  :o
Does it look like it? I don't think so. In a culture where women are just wombs on legs and you can always get another one why waste money on a crash helmet. They're expensive you know!
>:( Tank

This particular one is a risk taker, this one is special.
She's on a motorcycle, (holding on to a man), legs to the side (for modesty) and she's showing her ankles, part of her face and her writs!
IMO, she's already years ahead of her time.
We need a sarcasm font!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#1642
August 20, 2013, 07:02:38 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2013, 06:50:10 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: magdalena on August 20, 2013, 06:32:18 AM
Quote from: Niya on August 20, 2013, 06:09:01 AM
lol yeah...burqa zindabad! (means, long live the hijab)
I sincerely hope she has a helmet under her hijab.  :o
Does it look like it? I don't think so. In a culture where women are just wombs on legs and you can always get another one why waste money on a crash helmet. They're expensive you know!
>:( Tank

This particular one is a risk taker, this one is special.
She's on a motorcycle, (holding on to a man), legs to the side (for modesty) and she's showing her ankles, part of her face and her writs!
IMO, she's already years ahead of her time.
We need a sarcasm font!

;D  ;D  ;D
A very big red one ALL CAPS with an exclamation point.  :D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Niya

#1643
August 20, 2013, 07:35:06 AM
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

OldGit

#1644
August 20, 2013, 08:23:35 PM

Niya

#1645
August 21, 2013, 08:17:55 AM


I wonder if its a punishment by the missus  ;D
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Niya

#1646
August 21, 2013, 08:21:03 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Niya

#1647
August 21, 2013, 08:21:48 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Tank

#1648
August 21, 2013, 08:25:33 AM
Boneless Bananas!  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1649
August 21, 2013, 08:38:12 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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