Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[OldGit]

^ LOL

[Niya]

LOL...why did she run out instead of ROFL. 

[OldGit]

^ So he wouldn't see her laughing.


What't the difference between a cartload of babies and a cartload of sand?



˙ʞɹoɟɥɔʇıd ɐ ɥʇıʍ puɐs pɐoןun ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ

[Niya]

Three reasons to give Exams
.
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-meditation
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bored who normally bores you.

[Buddy]

LOL!

[Niya]

A boy and a girl stydying in grade 5 asked their teacher: Sir can kids of our age have kids??
.
Teacher: No! why do you ask?

Boy to girl: See I told you not to worry.

[joeactor]

... another LOL for Tank's Nurse joke!


A young man visits a house of ill repute for his first sexual experience.
The madam suggests he start with the 69 position.
Unfortunately, the prostitute he selects has had cabbage for lunch.
They get started and she can't contain herself and passes gas.
The young man says "Whoa!" and they stop.
She apologizes and they continue.
This happens again - she again apologizes and they continue.
On the third time, the young man gets out of bed.
When she says "What's wrong?" he replies "I don't think I can take 66 more of those!"

[Niya]

[Amicale]

[Pasta Chick]

[Asmodean]

Not all deities are as inventive as His Omnigrayness when it comes to properly imposing pet names.

[OldGit]

Hey, that's a philology joke!  You don't hear many of those. 

[OldGit]

A teddy bear is working on a building site.
He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

[Amicale]

A teddy bear is working on a building site.
He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

LOL!

[Tank]