Departing the Vacuousness
Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: OldGit on November 28, 2011, 05:52:24 PMThe wife has been missing for a week now. The Police said to prepare for the worst, so I went to the charity shop and got all her clothes back.
Quote from: Tank on December 01, 2011, 05:15:49 PMOne bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Quote from: OldGit on December 01, 2011, 01:25:01 PMI'm in the toilet. What do I send???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PMIn Asmo's grey lump, wrath and dark clouds gather force.Luxembourg trembles.
Quote from: Tank on December 06, 2011, 01:24:57 PMHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.