Christian Science Prevails

[Sweetdeath]

As someone who does wish to major in history later on, this just made my head explode in tiny bits.
So what, he thinks jesus came along and THEN life began?
What about dinosaurs? What about homo erectus?

[Too Few Lions]

As someone who does wish to major in history later on, this just made my head explode in tiny bits.
So what, he thinks jesus came along and THEN life began?
What about dinosaurs? What about homo erectus?

fairy tales the lot of them, probably made up by the Jesuits. They seem to be his choice of scapegoats for making up this fantasy that the Earth is round and it rotates around the Sun and is more than 400 years old!  Apparently in the 18th century Jesuits were often seen out with spades planting bones and fossils to support their outlandish claims. I think they even sent a mission out to Eagypt so they could build the pyramids and then claim they were built thousands of years earlier by fictional 'ancient Egyptians'.

[Sweetdeath]

Oh, Mr. Lions, you silly monkey. xD

[Asmodean]

He has a point though...  ???

You do know that all the scientists and un-believers are in rebellion against the lord and are conspiring to overthrow his ass and bring sex, drugs and, most importantly, Death Metal, inside Pete the Doorman's gates..?

Well, this conspiracy has been going on for quite some time now and jesuites with bones are an important part of its history.

Yup.

[Too Few Lions]

Oh, Mr. Lions, you silly monkey. xD

no stinking Jesuit priests are gonna pull the wool over this chimp's eyes!

[Too Few Lions]

It's not just Christian fundies that believe the Earth is flat. It also says so in the Quran, so it must be right! apparently this first clip is from a serious Iraqi TV debate on the subject, although I can't speak Arabic so don't know if the subtitles are accurate,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5O79MgjinI

http://khalas.wordpress.com/2007/03/01/a-flat-earth-the-islamic-perspective/

"The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished." Love it!

[Asmodean]

"The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished." Love it!

That's what I said about my last girlfrined...   Except the Atheist part...

[Sweetdeath]

The quran?! *le gasp*    It must be true!

[The Magic Pudding]

Oh, Mr. Lions, you silly monkey. xD

no stinking Jesuit priests are gonna pull the wool over this chimp's eyes!

So the Earth is flat, it only has one side to it?
I know my side is real, I've dug holes in it.
It must follow from this that all posts purportedly made by people living on the non existent side are produced by a Jesuit priest!

[Ragnar]

He has a point though...  ???

You do know that all the scientists and un-believers are in rebellion against the lord and are conspiring to overthrow his ass and bring sex, drugs and, most importantly, Death Metal, inside Pete the Doorman's gates..?

Well, this conspiracy has been going on for quite some time now and jesuites with bones are an important part of its history.

Yup.

Oh bugger!  We've been rumbled again! 

[Too Few Lions]

Oh, Mr. Lions, you silly monkey. xD

no stinking Jesuit priests are gonna pull the wool over this chimp's eyes!

So the Earth is flat, it only has one side to it?
I know my side is real, I've dug holes in it.
It must follow from this that all posts purportedly made by people living on the non existent side are produced by a Jesuit priest!

??? You're on the same side as us Magic Pud, there is only one side. Only you're nearer the ice wall at the edge of the earthdisc that the roundearthers mistakenly call Antarctica, does it feel cold out there?

[The Magic Pudding]

??? You're on the same side as us Magic Pud, there is only one side. Only you're nearer the ice wall at the edge of the earthdisc that the roundearthers mistakenly call Antarctica, does it feel cold out there?

That sounds reasonable on the face of it but Jesuits are very sneaky, tell me, do you believe it is currently day time?

[Too Few Lions]

it's 2.30pm and it does seem it here, but it's grey and overcast so I can't see the Sun. Therefore it may just be possible that the Jesuits have their giant floodlights out above the clouds and it's really nightime and I'm being duped into thinking it's daytime.

[Too Few Lions]

is it dark or light where you are Magic Pud? My Christian science tells me the spotlight we call the Sun may be at a point in the sky where it's not also able to project light over you right now

[fyv0h]

I prefer to think Set is having an intense make-out session with Horus, and for privacy, they blocked your view with clouds. Give it a few hours, Set will get scared that Horus might tell people, then decide to brutally murder Horus, and you shall be in eternal darkness.