What does everyone do for a living?

[hismikeness]

I work for initech, a software company which updates software for the y2k rollover. What do i actually do there, you might be asking youself. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh (my boss) can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

I am also not a pussy.

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

[54Quix45]

I'm a UPS Guy.

[Amicale]

I'm a freelance jack of all trades, currently. Work includes, but is by no means limited to: childcare in my home, editing, tutoring/teaching, housekeeping... and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Tank]

I'm a UPS Guy.

AH! Visions of Pet Detective!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_wGeErYTl8

[DeterminedJuliet]

I work for initech, a software company which updates software for the y2k rollover. What do i actually do there, you might be asking youself. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh (my boss) can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

I am also not a pussy.

I believe you have my stapler.

[Amicale]

I work for initech, a software company which updates software for the y2k rollover. What do i actually do there, you might be asking youself. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh (my boss) can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

I am also not a pussy.

I believe you have my stapler.

ROFL I love that movie.

[orangemoon]

I'm a graphic designer. Work for myself.

[Sandra Craft]

I'm a graphic designer. Work for myself.

Nice.  Freelance, or your own business?

[Melmoth]

I stand around in public places making wild speculations about current events. People drop change.

[Asmodean]

I stand around in public places making wild speculations about current events. People drop change.

Ooh! A member of The Ancient and Honourable Guild of Street Prophets? 

[Ali]

I stand around in public places making wild speculations about current events. People drop change.

Nice work if you can get it.

[Asmodean]

I stand around in public places making wild speculations about current events. People drop change.

Nice work if you can get it.

Even nicer if you can get people to drop change 

[Ali]

So that's what I've been doing wrong!  I've been making wild speculations about current events for free all this time!

[Melmoth]

I stand around in public places making wild speculations about current events. People drop change.

Ooh! A member of The Ancient and Honourable Guild of Street Prophets?

Alas, no.  They expelled me for being too young and dishonourable.

[Asmodean]

Alas, no.  They expelled me for being too young and dishonourable.

Oh...  How DARE they?! 

The Asmo had his first mid-life crisis when he was younger than you are now. And mid-life, it aint young.