What does everyone do for a living?

[Asmodean]

I make money.

How much for a hundred Euro bill that would pass a fake detector? 

$120

I'll give you 280 dollars for three. 

[Cforcerunner]

I'm a teacher and it makes me profoundly happy and fulfilled. I don't make a lot of money, but I've always been happy with enough to get by.

I was considering going into education, I love highschool kids. I also use to play tennis and still love it, and it would of been very enjoyable being a tennis coach for a highschool.

I'm retired now.  I'm not very healthy, but I manage to give a lot of my time to a charity which provides activities for people with learning difficulties.  I do a lot of photography for them, some teaching and a great deal of just sitting around and socialising - that's the most valuable part, really.

That's fantastic! I certainly hope to retire with enough money to give generously to charity. I don't plan on spending my retirement on myself, and will likely give most of it away once my family is taken care of. I'm really glad your making the most out of the rest of your time here.

I'm a sewer rat.

That was actually my second career choice 

[xSilverPhinx]

I'm a sewer rat.

I would rather go underground on a hunt for sewer mice in a game of cat and mouse. 

I like rats though.

[Asmodean]

I like rats though.

I have two. They small and round-eared and have those tiny little fingers and toes. Perfect. 

[McQ]

My job description is what one of my kids told his teacher back in sixth grade. She asked the kids in her class what their parents did for jobs, and my son, being very proud of his dad (and being very money conscious, for some reason) just told her I made money...a lot of money!

I've been using that line ever since.

I have been:

Military Officer and Aviator
Commercial Pilot
Geographical Planner for a county

and after obtaining a bio degree,

Pharma Rep
Cardiovascular Sales Consultant
Scientific Liaison for Biotech
Hematology and Oncology Consultant for Biotech

[xSilverPhinx]

I like rats though.

I have two. They small and round-eared and have those tiny little fingers and toes. Perfect. 

That's adorable. I actually really like rodents, and at one time had over 50 hamsters, around 4 gerbils, almost 10 guinea pigs and two rabbits in an apartment.

You could say that things got a bit out of hand.

[Asmodean]

almost 10 guinea pigs

Like... Nine and three quarter..? 

[xSilverPhinx]

almost 10 guinea pigs

Like... Nine and three quarter..? 

LOL

Almost because I don't really remember how many there were in a more prolonged period of time. Usually 8, 9 or 10.  Good pets.

[Asmodean]

Almost thought you sawed an otherwise perfect little rodent in bits for a moment there  

[fyv0h]

Logistics Supervisor at a Nutri/Pharma company.

[xSilverPhinx]

Almost thought you sawed an otherwise perfect little rodent in bits for a moment there 

No, I never used that kind of guinea pig to practice weird magic tricks...

[joeactor]

I'm a teacher and it makes me profoundly happy and fulfilled. I don't make a lot of money, but I've always been happy with enough to get by.

And I, for one, am extremely happy that you are a teacher.

Seconded, with knobs on.

Thirds!

Wow, interesting to see the diversity of folks here... really cool.

I'm a voice actor for video games, animation, commercials, etc...
(no, really)

In a past life I was a programmer and raconteur (off to look that up).

[no_god_know_peace]

I have just recently graduated from UGA and am currently seeking a career in financial planning.

I am also thinking of getting into financial planning after I am finished up with my education but right now im working as a housemaid to put myself through college lol

[Norfolk And Chance]

I'm a Vicar.

No job satisfaction but a good salary and free house.

[Gawen]

I'm a sewer rat. If it has to do with sewer inspection (no plumbing) in my municipality, I'm there. That includes, cleaning (rarely - we have other guys that do that), CCTV, manhole inspections, GPSing, paper work, grease/grit traps type stuff.