Palin's Letter From God

[Sophus]

Palin's being praised for pretending to be God. I can't get past the weirdness of the letter though...

To the Sisters, Brother, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and Friends of Trig Paxson Van Palin (or whatever you end up naming him!):

I am blessing you with this surprise baby because I only want the best for you. I've heard your prayers that this baby will be happy and healthy, and I've answered them because I only want the best for you!

I heard your heart when you hinted that another boy would fit best in the Palin family, to round it out and complete that starting five line-up.

Though another girl would be so nice, you didn't think you could ask for what you REALLY wanted, but I knew, so I gave you a boy because I only want the best for you!

Then, I put the idea in your hearts that his name should be 'Trig', because it's so fitting, with two Norse meanings: "True" and "Brave Victory". You also have a Bristol Bay relative with that name, so I knew it would be best for you!

Then, I let Trig's mom have an exceptionally comfortable pregnancy so she could enjoy every minute of it, and I even seemed to rush it along so she could wait until near the end to surprise you with the news - that way Piper wouldn't have so long to wait and count down so many days - just like Christmastime when you have to wait, impatiently, for that special day to finally open your gift? (Or the way the Palmas look forward to birthday celebrations that go on for three, four days_ you all really like cake.) I know you, I knew you'd be better off with just a short time to wait!

Then, finally, I let Trig's mom and dad find out before he was born that this little boy will truly be a GIFT. They were told in early tests that Trig may provide more challenges, and more joy, than what they ever may have imagined or ever asked for.


At first the news seemed unreal and sad and confusing. But I gave Trig's mom and dad lots of time to think about it because they needed lots of time to understand that everything will be OK, in fact, everything will be great, because I only want the best for you!

I've given Trig's mom and dad peace and joy as they wait to meet their new son. I gave them a happy anticipation because they asked me for that.

I'll give all of you the same happy anticipation and strength to deal with Trig's challenges, but I won't impose on you... I just need to know you want to receive my offer to be with all of you and help you everyday to make Trig's life a great one.

This new person in your life can help everyone put things in perspective and bind us together and get everyone focused on what really matters.

The baby will expand your world and let you see and feel things you haven't experienced yet. He'll show you what "true, brave victory" really means as those who love him will think less about self and focus less on what the world tells you is "normal" or "perfect°.

You will grow and be blessed with greater understanding that will he born along with Trig.Trig will be his dad's little buddy and he'll wear Carhartts while he learns to tinker in the garage. He'll love to be read to, he'll want to play goalie, and he'll steal his mom's heart just like Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper did.

And Trig will be the cuddly, innocent, mischievous, dependent little brother that his siblings have been waiting for_in fact Trig will - in some diagnostic ways - always be a mischievous, dependent little brother, because I created him a bit different than a lot of babies born into this world today.

Every child is created special, with awesome purpose and amazing potential. Children are the most precious and promising ingredient in this mixed up world you live in down there on earth. Trig is no different, except he has one extra chromosome. Doctors call it "Down's Syndrome", and Downs kids have challenges, but can bring you much delight and more love than you can ever imagine! Just wait and see, let me prove this, because I only want the best for you!

Some of the rest of the world may not want him, but take comfort in that because the world will not compete for him. Take care of him and he will always be yours!

Trig's mom and dad don't want people to focus on the baby's extra chromosome. They're human, so they haven't known how to explain this to people who are so caring and are interested in this new little Alaskan. Sarah and Todd want people to share in the joy of this gift I'm giving to the Palin family, and the greater Alaska family.

Many people won't understand_ and I understand that. Some will think Trig should not be allowed to be born because they fear a Downs child won't be considered "perfect" in your world. (But tell me, what do you earthlings consider "perfect" or even "normal" anyway? Have you peeked down any grocery store isle, or school hallway, or into your office lunchroom lately? Or considered the odd celebrities you celebrate as "perfect" on t.v.? Have you noticed I make 'em all shapes and sizes? Believe me, there is no "perfect"!)

Many people will express sympathy, but you don't want or need that, because Trig will be a joy. You will have to trust me on this.

I know it will take time to grasp this and come to accept that I only want the best for you, and I only give my best. Remember though: "My ways are not your ways, my thoughts are not your thoughts- for as the heavens are higher than the earth, my ways are higher than yours!"

I wrote that all down for you in the Good Book! Look it up! You claim that you believe me - now it's time to live out that belief!

Please look to me as this new challenge and chapter of life unfolds in front of you. I promise to equip you. I won't give you anything you can't handle. I am answering your prayers. Trig can't wait to meet you. I'm giving you ONLY THE BEST!

Love,
Trig's Creator, Your Heavenly Father

[Davin]

God is apparently as loopy as her.

[Ihateyoumike]

What a fuckin' whackjob.

[DeterminedJuliet]

If that's not an imaginary friend, I don't know what is.

[leedan]

Trig has more to challenge than just his condition.

[hismikeness]

[xSilverPhinx]

Poor woman. She writes what her internal monologue with "god" would be in a letter addressed to herself as if it were "god" speaking.

I've seen worse, though.

[Will]

This makes me thing of Xenophanes of Colophon (as Palin usually does). He argued, about 500 years before the supposed birth of Jesus, that gods often seemed to bear a striking resemblance in beliefs, actions and even appearance to their believers, and not the other way around. While he was not an atheist, he suggested that the fact that gods suspiciously acted and thought so similarly to their followers was sufficient evidence to cast doubt on the existence of these gods. It was a brilliant concept that seems just as relevant today as it was 2500 years ago.

Palin's god could be explained as the woman she sees in the mirror every morning, someone with great ego, someone with little education in ethics, law, history, and religion, and someone who's only mission in life is to serve at the altar of Palin herself. It's quite sad, really.

[xSilverPhinx]

This makes me thing of Xenophanes of Colophon (as Palin usually does). He argued, about 500 years before the supposed birth of Jesus, that gods often seemed to bear a striking resemblance in beliefs, actions and even appearance to their believers, and not the other way around. While he was not an atheist, he suggested that the fact that gods suspiciously acted and thought so similarly to their followers was sufficient evidence to cast doubt on the existence of these gods. It was a brilliant concept that seems just as relevant today as it was 2500 years ago.

Palin's god could be explained as the woman she sees in the mirror every morning, someone with great ego, someone with little education in ethics, law, history, and religion, and someone who's only mission in life is to serve at the altar of Palin herself. It's quite sad, really.

You could read Machiavelli's "The Prince" and see the striking similarities between the efficient prince that he describes and some versions of god.