College was so great... until I met my roomate!

Started by LSchune, September 10, 2007, 08:47:45 PM

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MommaSquid

#30
October 04, 2007, 07:42:14 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MommaSquid
QuoteI almost yelled at her earlier. She was talking about Kazakhstan (yet again)...

Seriously, invest in some ear plugs and wear them.  You can't shut your roommate up, but you can dampen the sound.

LSchune

#31
October 05, 2007, 02:25:28 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by LSchune
I know, but I need to give props to my mother - she raised me to be too fucking polite.  I feel like I'm being some rude, giant uber bitch if I ignore her when she starts spurting about Kakistandiwhatever.

Her:  "Well, back in Kazakhstan... Oh totally, back in Kazakhstan...  In Kazakhstan..."
Me:  "Hm, that's nice" and ontinue with what I'm doing.

Damn thy mother for giving me manners  :(   Should I seriously just be a bitch and not even answer her when she starts talking?
Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Wh

Bella

#32
October 05, 2007, 02:42:58 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Bella
You will eventually learn how much easier life can be when you come to terms with your inner bitch. :) Of course, when a woman is called a "bitch" it's often because she's standing up for herself. Hopefully, an "I don't believe in God and you are irritating and offending me by pushing your beliefs on me. Please stop." will work? If that's what you've already done, feel free to get more aggressive. No need to waste your energy in a fight, though. I'm currently experiancing one of those now... and it's like banging my head against a brick wall.

Whitney

#33
October 05, 2007, 03:43:49 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Whitney
I like the let's agree to disagree approach...it works quite well with my best friend who is a Christian.

LSchune

#34
October 05, 2007, 03:53:14 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by LSchune
Quote from: "Bella"You will eventually learn how much easier life can be when you come to terms with your inner bitch. :) Of course, when a woman is called a "bitch" it's often because she's standing up for herself. Hopefully, an "I don't believe in God and you are irritating and offending me by pushing your beliefs on me. Please stop." will work? If that's what you've already done, feel free to get more aggressive. No need to waste your energy in a fight, though. I'm currently experiancing one of those now... and it's like banging my head against a brick wall.

 :cheers:

I have a "Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch" calendar on my desk.
Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Wh

MommaSquid

#35
October 05, 2007, 08:16:52 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MommaSquid
OK, I know this is off topic and I apologize for thread-jacking, but who is Steve and why does his ass need kicking?

Quote from: "LSchune"Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

Please share with the group.   :)

LSchune

#36
October 06, 2007, 03:47:05 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by LSchune
Quote from: "MommaSquid"OK, I know this is off topic and I apologize for thread-jacking, but who is Steve and why does his ass need kicking?

Quote from: "LSchune"Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

Please share with the group.   :D
Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Wh

tacoma_kyle

#37
December 09, 2007, 01:15:09 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by tacoma_kyle
whooops...wrong one...
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

User192021

#38
December 09, 2007, 09:25:42 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by User192021
Fuck this shit.  I would go on the offensive.  Normally there is a diplomatic way to handle these kinds of things, but this person sounds particularly unreasonable, so it's time to fight fire with fire.  If you have a boyfriend, bring him over and have sex with him while she is there.  If you don't have one, get one, then see above.  She'll get a room change.  Atheist - 1.  Holly roller - 0.

BleedingOrchid

#39
December 10, 2007, 01:53:58 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by BleedingOrchid
Still having problems w/ the psycho roommate or have you moved out yet? Would love an update...
Here we are
Upon your stage
The love we share
The dreams we'll save
They're bleeding the orchid...~Smashing Pumpkins

LSchune

#40
December 10, 2007, 04:30:58 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by LSchune
I made another thread, but I have moved across the hall with another girl.

So far it's been fabulous.  We even have a similar birthday - mine's February 18th and her's is the 20th.  We've already made arrangements to go to Canada  :lol:

Live is geuuuuuud.
Steve, I am going to fucking kick your ass when I can find it.

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Wh

Smarmy Of One

#41
January 09, 2008, 02:04:15 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Smarmy Of One
Glad to hear you have sorted out your issue.

Seriously, when dealing with christians it is never worth taking the high road. It's like trying to be reasonable with a cinder block. They just take your courtesy as a sign that they are getting through to you. They have no respect for your beliefs because they labour under the delusion that atheists have no beliefs.

The only thing to do is have it out with them. You have logic and facts on your side and are well armed enough to give them the verbal bitch-slapping of their life.

Christians rarely- if ever have their belief system questioned. It scares them enough to shut them up . . . usually.

BTW, I hope you had/will have fun in Canada!  :)

SteveS

#42
January 09, 2008, 04:18:39 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by SteveS
Quote from: "MommaSquid"who is Steve and why does his ass need kicking?

Quote from: "LSchune"my friend Steve
Phew - I'm just glad she wasn't referring to me.....

 :wink:

Big Mac

#43
January 09, 2008, 04:28:54 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Big Mac
Sometimes people just fall of their bed and smack their head real hard. You know, the kind of smack that makes them die....

To quote Indiana Jones, "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together."

What you could do is corner her one day with a knife and talk about your uncle who showed you how to gut pigs on his farm in Pennsylvania. Make sure to get a wild eye look into it. Then go back to doing whatever it is you're doing. If you can't have knives (do you guys cook there? I've never lived in a dorm so I don't know the rules) just talk about something similar to that and make it a point to be extra creepy. I'm talking Dakota Fanning creepy.

Oh, and remind her that her country probably gets or needs hand-outs from us so it can't be that great.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

MysticalChicken

#44
January 09, 2008, 11:32:39 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MysticalChicken
Another music suggestion for you:  Bad Religion.  Watch her squirm when she hears "American Jesus."

"Down in the hall, embedded in walls, hear them screaming.  Stashed in a bar, a brain in a jar, no one sees them.  Sucking them blind and draining their minds, hear them screaming.  Stas
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