Atheism Joke

[Warrenx]

I have to preface this by saying I am a Christian. I do not know why I felt the need to say that, but here is the joke now:

An atheist is walking on a sidewalk. As he comes to a corner of the sidewalk, he overhears a man bragging about his ideal afterlife.

Theist: I pity all of you unbelievers! You will miss out on the most extraordinary experience ever! There will be monuments of infinite greatness, bounties of delicacies beyond your palpable palate, Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh for the rivers of gold, clouds of silver, and raindrops of wine! Never will one suffer the agony of indulgence, but will engorge eternal on the aura of ecstasy. Thrown off these ragged raiments shall be, and dawned, robes threaded of Angel hair! Woe to all of you who will not witness it!

Atheist: Is that so?

Theist (with look of consternation): Hmmmm, so you think your afterlife is better?

Atheist: You won't be disappointed.

[Davin]

It's alright, a little long winded for the punchline. Welcome to the forums.

[xSilverPhinx]

Welcome!

[Warrenx]

Thanks .

[xSilverPhinx]

Is it a joke you came up with or got from somewhere?

[Warrenx]

As far as I know I came up with it. I thought of it, and that is what inspired me to share it with you guys.

[xSilverPhinx]

I actually think it's rather good.

[The Black Jester]

Welcome.  May you frolic with naked sylphs in the superior afterlife of Pan's woods.

[Warrenx]

Thank you guys .

[Tank]

Hi WarrenX

Now that is a good way to say hi.

Gave me a giggle.

Welcome to HAF

Regards
Chris

[Recusant]

Hello and welcome to HAF, Warrenx.  I enjoyed your joke, though it may be a bit subtle for the general public.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here.

[The Magic Pudding]

Hello Warrenx

Hello and welcome to HAF, Warrenx.  I enjoyed your joke, though it may be a bit subtle for the general public.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here.

Do you think it would have broadened the appeal if he had farted before delivering his subtle reply? 

[Poptop]

Anymore atheist / theist jokes?

[The Magic Pudding]

There's this trixter says physical love is the work of devil.
Those that hear the trixter don't feel right when they experience pleasure.

Ha ha ha, such games.

[Poptop]

silly trixter.