It's a miracle!

[The Magic Pudding]

I suppose if you're going to eat meat kangaroo is as good as any, we're not running short of them.

[Stevil]

They are actually quite tasty, kinda like beef.
I had one when I was in Melbourne last. Very cheap and supposed to be healthier than beef. 

[Cecilie]

You should all try sheep's head.

[Asmodean]

You should all try sheep's head.

Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...

[Tank]

You should all try sheep's head.

Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...

Having never sniffed a sheep I'll take your word for it

[The Magic Pudding]

Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

[Tank]

Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave 

[Cecilie]

You should all try sheep's head.

Tastes just like it smells. I, for one, would not recommend it...

What about pig's liver? Blood pudding?

To be honest I have never seen a sheep's head in real life (unless you count it still being attached to the sheep, then I've seen plenty). I think I ate horse once. I know I've eaten whale.

[Tank]

I know I've eaten whale.

What was that like?

The most exotic meat I've eaten was crocodile and that was very tasty. Unique flavour and very fine texture. I really liked it. Given that crocodiles are cold blooded they produce protein more efficiently than warm blooded creatures but the fact that they are carnivores reduces that efficiency unfortunately. 

[Cecilie]

I know I've eaten whale.

What was that like?

Chewy.

[The Magic Pudding]

Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave 

That doesn't sound very nice, but I suppose a pudding has to welcome such ill treatment.

They had a delightful meal, eating as much as possible, for
whenever they stopped eating the Puddin' sang out

"Eat away, chew away, munch and bolt and guzzle,
Never leave the table till you're full up to the muzzle."

[Tank]

Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

No in your case we'll use a spoon and a microwave 

That doesn't sound very nice, but I suppose a pudding has to welcome such ill treatment.

They had a delightful meal, eating as much as possible, for
whenever they stopped eating the Puddin' sang out

"Eat away, chew away, munch and bolt and guzzle,
Never leave the table till you're full up to the muzzle."

Being a Pudding does invite being treated like a pudding. Would you prefer double cream or custard when you're on your death plate?

[The Magic Pudding]

Being a Pudding does invite being treated like a pudding. Would you prefer double cream or custard when you're on your death plate?

I don't see a smiley representing steepled fingers, but consider my fingers profoundly steepled.

It is important in life to be able to make the right decision at the right time.
It is of equal importance to know when no decision is necessary.

This is where I do a subtle nod.

And if the wisdom of this still eludes you it means take custard and cream whenever it is offered.

Oh and there is no "death plate," the pudding lets you eat your fill and then mocks you for your lack of appetite.

[thedport]

Civilised people scrape the meat from heads and put it in pies or sausages, or export it.
They don't gnaw on heads.

"When I drink beer it's Labatt Blue, But what do I know I'm an atheist, I suck the heads off sheep."

Kinda reformed a line from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, hilariuos movie if you haven't seen it.

[answerquestionable]

It's an Easter bunny