Joining the catholic church

[JoeBobSmith]

 

[hismikeness]

Will there be Jesus crackers as well?  I always wanted to know what Jesus tastes like...some say rather boring.

Ahh, yes, the Jeez-it. It's like one of those packing peanuts squashed down to a circle. It sort of dissolves, but if you have the priest put in directly on your tongue (all you had to do at my church was walk up to the guy and stick your tongue out and he'd slam one on there) and keep it there, take the sip of blood/wine (came from a box... I used to fill the decanter before mass as an alter boy) it will spot weld to the roof of your mouth, and the 11th, much lesser known commandment was "Thou shall not scrape the Lord from thine roof of the mouth piece."

Amen