Counter-missionary activity

[februarystars]

I kind of have a soft spot for Mormon missionaries. A lot of them are really sheltered growing up, and then the church just slaps a tie on them, puts them on a bicycle, and thrusts them into some town halfway across the country. There was a pair of them a couple of doors down from my apartment last year, and they were so adorable. My dad's side of the family are all Mormons, and my uncle boards missionaries from all over. He usually brings them into the restaurant where I work, and they are just so innocent and naïve.

That being said, they believe some crazy, crazy shit.