I am now God.

[The Magic Pudding]

[The Magic Pudding]

and there was wailing and gnashing of tracks.

Hallelujah

[Tank]

Gun clean and functional no pustules in sight !

[The Magic Pudding]

Gun clean and functional no pustules in sight !

Praise Asmo
Tank has shown his dedication by sending forth sacred apes to shower praise on the blessed one.
Praise be to the blob of clay.

[Asmodean]

Then the LORD thy God witnessed wickedness within His land: The evil priests were determined to turn the people from their LORD.

And the LORD said: Henceforth shall I send children to know the priests and for all time will the priests of the false God be spoken of as knowers of children. So shall it be, said the LORD.

[Asmodean]

Gun clean and functional no pustules in sight !

"Tank!" the LORD thy God said, "Thou readeth it wrong. Go to the Cliff beyond the Sea beyond the Desert beyond the Mountains beyond the Rainbow, and thou shalt seeth with thine own eyes. And thou shalt knoweth the great Wrath of the LORD thy God and pustules and gnashing of tracks," so said the LORD.

[Tank]

Gun clean and functional no pustules in sight !

"Tank!" the LORD thy God said, "Thou readeth it wrong. Go to the Cliff beyond the Sea beyond the Desert beyond the Mountains beyond the Rainbow, and thou shalt seeth with thine own eyes. And thou shalt knoweth the great Wrath of the LORD thy God and pustules and gnashing of tracks," so said the LORD.

[Asmodean]

And the LORD thy God shook with a fury like Hell itself hath no. And the LORD said: Let it be known throughout the lands that I, the LORD thy God, from this day and unto eternity everlasting, banish all things armoured from My graces, that when Death taketh them, they shalt know no heav'n nor life everlasting. They shalt know no virgin and taste no candy, so command I, the LORD thy God.

[Tank]

And the LORD thy God shook with a fury like Hell itself hath no. And the LORD said: Let it be known throughout the lands that I, the LORD thy God, from this day and unto eternity everlasting, banish all things armoured from My graces, that when Death taketh them, they shalt know no heav'n nor life everlasting. They shalt know no virgin and taste no candy, so command I, the LORD thy God.

I fart in your general direction

[Asmodean]

I fart in your general direction

...Because thou may not know the LORD thy God as thou knoweth thine House and Land. The LORD thy God is not for ye mere mortals to behold. He is everywhere and nowhere.

And he who farteth in the general direction of the LORD thy God, him shall ye put in a pit and into that pit shall ye cast refuse and foul things, so there may be wailing and gnashing of teeth. So sayeth the LORD.