I am now God.

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 04:21:37 AM

Quote from: "ForTheLoveOfAll"The Magic Pudding the new god, since he pleased me the most due to his threats of smiting.

Oh what an honour I'm now god, I kind of always suspected this would be my fate.
Thank you to all of those that supported me, and those that didn't don't make any plans for tomorrow.
I'd like to thank my parents but that would be hypocritical, I just damned them to eternity in an ultimate pain dimension. But I'm god I can be as hypocritical as I want, thanks mum, thanks dad.

Anyway I'd love to stay and chat but I've got some smiting to do.

Tank · March 05, 2011, 07:58:00 AM

As an atheists I now believe that TMP does not exist. :bananacolor: :bananacolor:

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 12:46:06 PM

Quote from: "Tank"As an atheists I now believe that TMP does not exist.

You do not, you think I'm extremely unlikely and "an extremely unlikely pudding" sounds pretty cool.

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 01:15:29 PM

BULLSHIT!

Or else.

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 01:22:58 PM

Quote from: "Asmodean"BULLSHIT! Or else.

Ye OK.

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 01:27:20 PM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Ye OK.

WHAA... ?! You blasphemous PUDDING, you!

Tank · March 05, 2011, 01:33:42 PM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"
Quote from: "Asmodean"BULLSHIT! Or else.

Ye OK.

So we now have to worship a blob of slightly grumpy clay?

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 01:34:38 PM

Quote from: "Tank"So we now have to worship a blob of slightly grumpy clay?

Or ELSE.

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 01:39:35 PM

Quote from: "Tank"So we now have to worship a blob of slightly grumpy clay?

As long as he keeps the bananas down he's got my support.

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 02:10:14 PM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"As long as he keeps the bananas down he's got my support.

And then the LORD thy God said: If there be a banana near ye or your wife has a banana or your children or your brother or neighbour, so shalt you pry the banana from their cold dead fingers and squash it and their corpses shalt you feed to pigs, for they who have touched the unclean belong in the belly of those who bathe in dirt.

Good enough?

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 02:38:55 PM

amen

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 02:47:52 PM

Any more prayers..? :pop:

The LORD thy God hath a whole Book to write, after all.

The Magic Pudding · March 05, 2011, 02:58:55 PM

Quote from: "Asmodean"Any more prayers..?

The LORD thy God hath a whole Book to write, after all.

I pray the disrespectful suffer pustules upon their noses, particularly that sacrilegious bastard Tank.

Tank · March 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"
Quote from: "Asmodean"Any more prayers..? :banna: :banna: :banna: :banna: :banna: :banna: :rainbanana:

Asmodean · March 05, 2011, 03:19:17 PM

Quote from: "Tank":pop:

News:

I am now God.