Birds, Fish, and... Kirk Cameron?

[terranus]

More in Kentucky. Lost the link, its on CNN though.

[Sophus]

And in Italy!

With so many birds falling from the skies it seems like it would be relatively easy to figure out the cause.

[KDbeads]

I thought this was kinda funny when I read it earlier..... the 'surprise culprit'
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40961721/ns ... ?gt1=43001

[Sophus]

I thought this was kinda funny when I read it earlier..... the 'surprise culprit'
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40961721/ns ... ?gt1=43001

Yup, turns out it's all pretty ordinary. Thanks big media.

[Sophus]

No wait! We're all wrong. The real answer for the dying birds is God is mad at DADT repeal.

According to biblical principles, marriage is between a man and a woman, so we have to say "what happens when a nation makes a decision that's against God's principles?" Well, often what happens is that nature itself will begin to talk to us â€" for instance, violent storms, flooding. And you know there are actually some patterns that you can see where a nation will make a decision that is contrary to the principles of God and after that there is some kind of answer that God gives - being the God of creation, the God who created nature - but we don't always understand what He's saying.

Well, there's something interesting we have been watching -- let's talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We're going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas' name is Beebe.

And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton.

As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we've had the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.

The Maddow show says that this televangelist "is not just any slightly wacky televangelist. Ms. Jacobs is the slightly wacky televangelist who shared a stage with Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli last year, and who's back now with a singular theory for why blackbirds have been falling from the sky."  

These are the fruits of Creation "science".

[elliebean]

No wait! We're all wrong. The real answer for the dying birds is God is mad at DADT repeal.

Now see what you did, America? You had to go and treat "the gays" more like human beings, and now we can't have birds anymore!  

[The Magic Pudding]

Now see what you did, America? You had to go and treat "the gays" more like human beings, and now we can't have birds anymore!  

Yes we're suffering for that too, there have even been gay judges, judging normal folk!
No wonder god has to take such desperate action, it's all our own fault.
Did god ever advise not to build on floodpains?  That would have been good advice.