God loves me?

[Asmodean]

"this might sound a little strange, but I feel like I need to tell you this ... I don't know if you were hurt in your past, but God loves you."

They say that to everyone. It's like a homework assignment.

I tend to respond with "If he is too chicken to hit on me himself, rather than sending you to do it for him... Then he won't get laid here."

[AnimatedDirt]

"this might sound a little strange, but I feel like I need to tell you this ... I don't know if you were hurt in your past, but God loves you."

They say that to everyone. It's like a homework assignment.

I tend to respond with "If he is too chicken to hit on me himself, rather than sending you to do it for him... Then he won't get laid here."

That's a great one, Asmodean!